#etherealaubtier

[elmorebacon]

Just A Prank

@etherealraubtier

Elmore had a bad feeling about this town, but he hadn’t expected it to be this bad. 

After enjoying some drinks at the bar in the small downtown area, he’d been walking back to his van through some dark streets. Something, in the darkness he couldn’t tell what, had chased him, snapping and snarling at his heels, leading him all around the back alleys of closed businesses, until it had finally cornered him n a dead end. He fell against the cool brick wall, panting hard, turning with dread to face the thing. Oh god, he was too young to die. He didn’t even know what his last words were gonna be!

“Be... be nice,” he told the creature, talking to it like a dog. “Okay? Just... stay there, don’t eat me, please...”

[vonbaghager]

etherealraubtier said: Oooh where’s the rad gordo? I’ve spent most of my time in the quarry hurling tar’s into water

The bridge you get to just before the “hot spring” area with all the puddle slimes; on the right there will be a cave entrance. Inside is the rad gordo. plus a shortcut that takes you near the quarry’s entrance.

~50 veggies to make the gordo explode, though. I think I had to use 50 carrots and ten heart beets? The gordo’s food limit feels like it was upped.

before i forget: contact with rad plots or rad slimes makes other slimes radioactive. water makes radiation fields vanish for around 30 seconds.

[jade-eyed-dreemurr]

✂ if u want :v

“... You. Did. Not. Just. Destroy. My. Hat.” The child’s voice went flat, wide green eyes flashing red for a moment. “You filthy, shitty excuse for an overgrown calculator!” Their precious hat had been ripped wide open, then tossed in the filthy water of the trash zone. The child snarled, stepping back to switch their weapons out.

* Simple Rapier

> Equip

“I’M GOING TO DESTROY YOU!” Well, at least now it was clear why they usually used a shield --

Their killing intent was incredible. Even the narrator in their head, the one that usually encouraged mass murder or even the destruction of self... fell silent in the face of the child’s overwhelming rage at the destruction of one of their few possessions from the surface. 

Even the delicate-looking weapon, meant to get under armor, turned into a weapon deadly to monsters as they took out delicate joints and disconnected wiring. Hysterical laughter bubbled from their lips alongside curses and shrieks.

When all that was left was an arcing heap of scrap metal, they shuddered, sank to their knees, and...

* Jaedyn! You can’t give up yet!

[vonbaghager]

But also imagine flowey gets put in a horribly tacky pot, with macaroni art, and horrible pink glittery paint on it.

Don’t call it tacky, Papyrus worked really hard making it.

[gneerly]

etherealraubtier replied to your post “GIAVANANA IS COMING BACK?!”

I MISSED HER SO SHE WAS MYFAVE

apparently she was a lot of people’s fav and i had no idea omg

[gneerly]

etherealraubtier replied to your post “today i had an awkward and painful run-in with an ex best friend that...”

lughg that sucks, least you're doing well ;3;/

YEAH thanks ahh

that guy was a piece of work though i tell you what. he was being so rude and at the end he was like “i’d like your name so i can file a complaint against you please”

and i was like “well, maybe if you pulled your head out of your ass for more than two seconds you would be able to see that i am wearing a very large and obvious name badge, right here, right in front of your face, with my name on it. would you like me to call the manager down here for you or what, buddy”

[satsuisquad]

big ass spider is too cool for a seat belt

[satsuisquad]

> slides on for a moment

> glances at dash

> sees 'ate lube once'

:) my son