Welcome to THE SKELETON HIVE

props to me for never changing my theme ever. 29, he/him. current interests are TMA, D&D, and Pathfinder.

[cryptotheism]

I sit alone in an unfurnished room for several hours, locked in meditation. After several days of silence, my eyes snap open.

"I just passed the Bechdel Test"

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

I got hired to do a stand-up comedy set at the trope villain convention. It was a great gig. Really appreciative crowd. They were absolutely cackling the whole time. It was a little weird at the end though when all of them stood up and started clapping very slowly, before saying, in unison, "Well done, my friend. Well done."

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

One of them said he really liked how relatable my comedy was. Apparently it made him feel like we're not so different, he and I.

[tonyalmeida]

[the-trash-eating-llama]

[shiverandqueeef]

how measurements work in canada (ie/ badly)

[cheaphalloweencostume]

also we have GOT to collectively come to terms with the fact that me or any other stranger online disliking or even making fun of something you like is not saying “no fun allowed” “no one can ever enjoy this” you have simply got to grow a spine and be able to like the shit you like. you don’t even have to defend it! like 90% of the media i really enjoy is divisive and half my friends actively hate it. i really don’t give a fuck though because i like it. you can write whatever you want! you’re allowed! even if it’s MY least favorite genre or style of writing and i have active distaste for it!

[txttletale]

it's easy to make fun of marxists for being like "we have a special way of understanding society called Thinking About Things That Are Real" but to be fair if you ask the average person what their ideas about society are based on they will start listing some of the Least Real things to ever not exist

[vonbaghager]

For every ancient philosopher that was worth listening to there's like 10 whose recorded theories are complete dogshit. Zeno im about to cross an infinite increments of distance to prove to you motion exists with my fists and feet.

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[fatherkrasmazov]

[catchymemes]

[dragongirlbunny]

weed gummies are such a fake sounding concept like yeah if you eat this piece of candy and wait an hour you'll suddenly become very easily entertained and airheaded and cuddly

[somethingsomethingwizard]

willy wonka creation

[depsidase]

[vonbaghager]

This has been the case for a long time but now more than ever, if a sentence begins with "people on Twitter/X are saying" you can safely disregard it in its entirety. No one should be humoring the opinions of twitter users anymore.

[coffee-n-kush]

[prokopetz]

The best things in life are good food, good company, and media that's honestly maybe a six out of ten in terms of execution, but, like, the ideas have potential.

[memorycycle]

when you try to get into the png nightclub but you see the dotted rectangle surrounding the bouncer stretch him wider to block the entrance cus ur not on his clipboard

[memorycycle]

[rocketbirdie]

heh. didn't even stand a chance.