Etho's 32x36 Jeans
(Reblogs got turned off on the og post but I want to keep talking about Etho's insane proportions, by which I mean enjoy your reblog tags, so I'm starting over)
1) I think Etho knows what size jeans he wears (he said 32x36 in hermitchat). He probably has a decent idea what size he *should* wear but who knows 2) I suspect there is little reason for Etho to remember his exact height, all he needs are jeans that fit and to know he can both reach tall things and bang his head on shit 3) I wouldn't be surprised if Etho doesn't know what color his own eyes are. Does he need to know what color his eyes are or how tall he is to play video games, clear snow, and sell farming equipment? No! 4) Do I think Etho would make up a jeans size? Well, like, yeah sure if it was funny, but it seems a really weird thing to get specific about and also lie. (Also I haven't watched the relevant bit) 5) I was helping my spouse shop recently with a 29 inch inseam and I just keep picturing Etho just… so high up. I've had friends who were 6'6" but it's… it's really really tall. Tiny waist. Giant Canadian.)
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