#ethora

[incorrectkaye]

ethan: *pointing to clark* smartass.

ethan: *pointing to julianna* badass.

ethan: *pointing to cora* nice ass.

[incorrectkaye]

cora: so you remember the plan if i ever get shot, right?

ethan: of course.

cora: tell me.

ethan: in the case of you ever being shot, as you fall to the ground, we are to sing MMMMM WHATCHA SAY no matter the circumstances.

cora: good. because...

cora: *gets shot*

ethan:

[incorrectkaye]

ethan: cor, who do you think is hotter: me or the sun?

cora: the sun.

ethan: okay. let me rephrase. who do you think is hotter: me, your amazingly fit boyfriend who may or may not sleep with you tonight depending on your answer, or the sun?

cora: the sun.