Now on Etsy: The Tourist Trap Badge Pack
NOW ON ETSY
https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1476866165/inspired-by-gravity-falls-the-tourist
SHIPPING WORLDWIDE!
25MM BADGES INSPIRED BY GRAVITY FALLS!
DEFINITELY NOT S&P APPROVED!
"Hey you. Yeah, you! With the shirt! It's me, your old pal Grunkle Stan. Have you recently visited the Pacific Northwest and come away with zero merchandise? Not on my watch! Mark your love of Gravity Falls with this set of four badges, inspired by Gravity Falls' small businesses! As well as marking a visit to my amazing Mystery Shack, you can support the state's least hygienic diner, Greasy's (ya can't miss it, it's a log on a train car), independent journalism by Toby Determined at the Gravity Falls Gossiper (all badges fumigated) and even that little jerk, Gideon, at the Tent of Telepathy.
All wrapped in a little plastic baggy with an exclusive, hand-designed card by some shlubby limey artist.
He'll even do a doodle on the envelope, like some kinda weird signature dealy.
These 25mm badges have been designed from the original logos seen in the Disney TV series, and lovingly manufactured by an artisan team (and definitely not Soos during his lunch breaks).
They feature a D-pin closure and are printed in vivid full colour, so it's just like those fancy movies they've got these days!
Even better, we guarantee that none of this money is going to a sinister cartoon mouse, and that they're definitely not S&P approved! I even modelled one myself. I uh - I got shrunk by a crystal in the forest. Don't worry about it."
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Designed and shipped by your very own Grunkle Jam
No exorbitant shipping fees - the price you see is the price you pay for YOUR country!
Guaranteed to give absolutely no money to the mouse
I'll doodle on every envelope
Manufactured to high standards in the UK with absolutely no child labour
Definitely not S&P Approved
