#footballz happy birthday to Eugene Monroe! You were a v adequate blocker man! But you retired because you didn't didn't like what football did to your body and brain! I salute you for this for real! You also have become an advocate for medicinal weed as a replacement for the painkillers that NFL teams hand out like candy! I will say that I would enjoy candy if it had more psychotropic effects! Like I'm not so into candy (with exceptions to peanut butter cups and peanut m and ms (regular m and ms however are the worst candy)) but if they got me high af I'd be eating candy all the dang time! Anyway, I'm fully down with your program Eugene! I hope someone gets you some really tasty weed candy today, Eugene Monroe, because it's your birthday! #footballzeroftheday #footballzbirthdays #eugenemonroe #jacksonvillejaguars #baltimoreravens #candysux #selfpreservation #peanutbuttercupsarecool #regularmnmsaretrash #legalizeit
