#euphanisms

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JESUS CHRIST CHRIS, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOUR HOTDOG SEXY TALK

I swear homoeroticism is more prevalent at my school than homophobia.

Dudes will be all like "yo bro, i want to feel your wiener in between my buns"  

THIS WAS AN EXACT QUOTE FROM SOMEONE.  I WAS STANDING IN FRONT OF THEM.

[ramblings-of-an-intj-blog]

I really enjoy how as time moves on we always find nicer ways of saying something, instead of out right saying what is it.

Remember shell shock? And how it became post traumatic stress disorder? It sounds so neat and orderly don't it? Shell shock has far more of an impact and would probably get more attention if we were still using it.

Old people became senior citizen. 

Toilet paper? FUCKING BATH TISSUES!

You can't call fat people fat either now. There's a difference between being built big or just having excess fat on your body. 

Give me a fucking break. None of this is necessary. Everything has a stigma around it now.