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If your vegan “activism” involves holocaust comparisons you owe me a $50 Amazon gift card and a 2,000 word essay explaining why you think Jews are comparable to cattle Goyim reblog (esp. if you’re vegan)

veganconfessions

guys this is important

#i don't care if it makes me a bad vegan I do not compare human lives to those of animals

roseoilz

You’re sitting at the family computer (you have a laptop, but don’t care enough about whether or not you family see’s you google “al dente rice” to shuffle back to your room and grab it) when your father walks in, early home from a job an hour away, on good days. A brief “what if” flashes through your mind as you consider how much it would suck if you were still jerking off when he came home. Of course, you’d be in your room, but still, the thought of having to frantically mute the questionable porn playing on the aforementioned laptop raises your blood pressure. You minimize the google images tab on “bean bag form” and greet your father before you both enter (or reenter) the kitchen. The tortilla you’re heating up hasn’t even browned, even with your meandering internet queries, but you decide to flip it anyways and put some cold beans on another tortilla, before pressing it legume-side down onto the cheddar cheeze (note the “z”) shreds already sitting on the tortilla in the pan. You make idle conversation with your father as he rifles through the glasses cabinet.

“Do you have the plastic pint glass in your room?” He asks casually.

Ambivalent about reminding him of your quest for hydration, you motion to the purple water bottle sitting on the counter and tell him, “This is the only thing I drink from.”

He understands. Grabbing a glass pint glass from the cabinet he disappears into the garage to fill it with beer from the mysterious box in the garage. You’re still unsure why the beer is in a cardboard box with a tap coming out the bottom, and why he insists on drinking it while it ferments, but you appreciate that your dad has a hobby. He works too hard.

“Everything feels surreal.” You leave the statement hanging in the air, hoping for your shaky grasp on reality to be validated.

“Maybe it’s because there isn’t a TV on blaring something about 600 pound people,” replies your father, who stands in the doorway of the kitchen, utterly uninterested. Your fascination with the morbidly obese feels attacked.

The cheeze in your quesadilla is still melting, the fact it is melting at all without being nuked for a good thirty seconds beforehand is pretty impressive. You watch as your father looks through the entire kitchen for something to eat before resigning to taking a stale biscuit his father made the day before while hyped about having brunch with both his kids. The quesadilla is ready so you cut it into quarters and wrap it in an excess of paper towels and tinfoil. You’re still unsure about the impact tinfoil has on the environment, but at least it doesn’t make you feel as dirty as when you use plastic wrap. After shoving your lunchbox into a gap in the fridge, you make some rice and furikake to take back to your room. You can feel your ancestors tears as you mix the furikake in with a fork. For some unknown reason, you are compelled to detail the last twenty minutes or so of your life in second person. This is a stupid idea, second person is the worst rank of person. No one uses it, what the fuck are you doing?

c3rvida3

All I do is eat garlic bread and daydream about not having tits.

#replace garlic bread with normal bread and this fits me to a T #food mention //

turing-tested

i think its really cute how theres a term for furries who are new to the community like? baby fur?? thats super cute holy shit

oh

oh no

Wait what the fuck is babyfur

lornagonigall

by allah remove my optic nerves

beef-smell

what

#HHHHHHHHHHHHH

biowires

new kin discourse:

only doubles allowed. do not follow me if youre not kin with me. i dont like anybody but myself

#joke

queerdungeons

i unironically love the muppets i think we all do tho

speedoweedo

weed the ppl out of your life who only like muppets ironically. you dont need that kind of negativity in your life.

queerdungeons

did you say weed

speedoweedo

moombahs-deactivated20180118

Me: I don’t judge people on petty things like appearance. As long as we are true to ourselves, there’s no need for negativity :)

*sees a guy with a fedora and a girl with anime fox ears walking around campus*

Me: @ God why do you try me like this

marimopet

David Shringley

#something I'm getting better with!!#vvery true still

solacekames

I’m not going to comment on any of the “women in the alt right” posts flying around today because my perspective is so skewed from following the far right. By necessity I’ve gotten to the point I don’t react to them viscerally anymore like normal people do.

But from my perspective, the increased visibility of the issue is good for us (people who hate Nazis). The debate over women in the alt right is creating more dissent within their movement. There are increasing divisions between three sides when it comes to their position on women:

(don’t get me wrong, they’re all misogynists and wifebeaters, they just disagree on how to go about it)

1) Old-school white supremacists who are misogynist in the traditional way. They mainly hate women but sometimes get worked up about “Valkyrie shield maidens protecting the white race” and say nice things about them. They’re really into pro-natalism and “having lots of white babies”.

2) The “alt-lite” who’ve retreated from the naked anti-semitism of the core alt right since 2016. They also hate women, especially feminists, but are perfectly happy to have self-hating women on their side. Ann Coulter is an older example. Lauren Southern is a newer one. They’re not particularly pro-natalism, but they sometimes give it lip service.

3) The core alt right who hate women to a degree you can’t even imagine if you’re a normal person. Strongly influenced by linked hate movements like MRA and MGTOW, they even hate the whacko white Nazi women who agree with them. Any woman speaking up publicly is supposed to get bullied off the internet immediately. Tara McCarthy didn’t really understand that—maybe she thought they were kidding—but they weren’t, so now she’s paying the price and they’ve turned on her.

A lot of people are pointing out that the core alt right hate women to such a degree that their movement isn’t going to last very long, because any group in the history of the world needs women and kids to last beyond one generation. The core alt right answer with a magical thinking argument called “white Sharia”, essentially arguing that once they win, they’ll enslave all women and keep them in cages anyway. I’m not being hyperbolic. They actually say this.

https://www.splcenter.org/hatewatch/2017/11/27/white-sharia-and-militant-white-nationalism

solacekames

This post just got reblogged by a bunch of TERFs so I thought I’d take this opportunity to talk to them if they check the notes. Every time I say misogyny in this post I’m including transmisogyny, when I say women I also mean trans women, whenever I say “the female body” I also mean trans women’s female bodies. And I’m not doing that to look cool because I don’t give a shit about looking cool, it’s just the objectively right thing to do. If you’re a young TERF who got sucked into it out of a contrarian impulse, you’ve been conned. You’re getting into a deadend ideology based on hate with frightening parallels to the alt right. The alt right agrees with you all about trans women, they even draw points for their arguments from your lying campaigns about trans women. You are effectively their allies. Don’t waste the energy of some of the best years of your life on such a reactionary, archaic, hateful, stupid, evil bullshit pointless cult. Get. Out.

#yo

immentallydeficient-deactivated

leatherfacebishoujo-deactivated

@fuck-scrappydoo you

fuck-scrappydoo

The song that saved from eternal damnation! Love it.

fursona-reviews

cant believe nick said this

michaelmilkers

me: the “a boy is mean to a girl because he likes her” trope is harmful and we should stop supporting it in media

yall: mhm mhm yes good

me: the same logic should be applied to male/male ships

yall:

karnalesbian

Despite how horrifying horses are they don’t have the requisite dexterity to play league of legends and therefore they will never be as disgusting as us