#evan traynor

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Cast of Heathers from North Shore High?

Veronica Sawyer: Kiki Mitsubaki

Jason Dean: Jamie Heather 

Heather Chandler: Rebecca Eastwood

Heather Duke: Jenna Cook

Heather McNamara: Maddie Chase 

Kurt Kelly: Alec Knight

Ram Sweeney: Evan Traynor 

Martha ‘Dumptruck’ Dunnstuck: Summer O’Grady 

Pauline Fleming: Holly Benson 

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ships you do want to see happen?

You know what would be fun? Marnie and Evan, which might help her remember who the fuck she is. I think Jamie and one of the Plastics would be fun. Evelyn and Charlotte, because why the fuck not? I’m not even sure if they know each other and, of course, if it happened we’d have to completely destroy Evelyn, but it could be fun. Dean and some kind of mental hospital and my favorite, Tristan and his hand - though that might be a harder sell now since he finally knows what it’s like to touch a real girl...even if her vag was crusty as hell.

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Wow, it was so embarrassing, what Evan did haha

It is. But isn’t everything he does embarrassing?

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Kinda got a hard on thinking about Alaska as a plastic. But I don't foresee her being willing to give up the losers she hangs out with. So I'm going to have to say no to Alaska being a plastic.

Alaska || 2- yes, 8- no

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if you had to pick someone for each of the plastics to date who would it be?

This should be easy.

Marnie should be dating Evan, there’s really no other way. Holly should date Eric, I feel like that would work for me. Mia should be dating Jamie, I love the tension I’m seeing between them. Kim should date Brandon, I think he could be a good influence on her. Rebecca should be dating Liam, don’t ask me why I just see it. Finally Emmy should be with Dean, two fires would burn so bright.

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Are we just going to ignore that Evan and Aidan fought over a stupid burnout? what?

Oh no, we aren’t going to ignore that. That is just plain embarrassing. I don’t care who you are or the reason, two jocks fighting over a burnout? That’s so unacceptable. She’s worth next to nothing and you’re going ahead and destroying each other’s good looks? That’s just unfair for the rest of us.

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Did you hear about the after party? Everyone was fucking

I actually witnessed it. Wow. All I can say is that when I asked you all to bring it, you did. I’m proud and also extremely disgusted. Please get yourselves checked. But let’s dive a little deeper. 

So we know Marnie, Evan, Joey and Alec disappeared into a room together and as far as the noises were concerned, it sounded like they were trying to out moan each other, they were all fucking. I wonder if Marnie enjoys sloppy seconds, especially super fresh ones. 

We should also talk about how cars are not invisible and therefore neither are you when you fuck inside one. Just saying. 

If there’s anyone you want to talk about in particular, let me know, I am all ears.

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Which jock is the biggest slut?

I think we all know that all of the jocks are sluts but the top three, without a doubt, are: Aidan, Evan and Alec. Who knew guys with names starting with vowels were so slutty? I certainly did not but this is good info to have.