Sep 9, 2016
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To: Second Awesomest Evan
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Evan: HELP! I CAN’T FIND MY PHONE!Evan: Oh wait... never mind.Evan: ... pretend you didn’t see that.
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Evan: Just your daily reminder that the founders of both Twitter and Snapchat are named Evan.Evan: Clearly it’s a name designed for people poised to take over the world.
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Evan: I just found the BEST jumpsuit.Evan: I mean I know the hunt is over and everything but... you have to see this. Evan: We totally should get matching jumpsuits anyway!!!!Evan: Mine can say Evan on the back and you can have an S. Then we’re team Evans!