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newsflash honey; i’m a cryptid
I hate this so much. God fucking why.
Shmuel: ...so the new MLP episode came out today and it was all about family. So, that's hard enough for me, right? Well, they decided to air the stupid episode today, which would be my brother's 22nd birthday... If he wasn't dead. I feel like everyone is just out to make my life miserable.
Everything is twilight: An idiot nerd blogpost
Star Wars is like twilight
Star Trek is like twilight
Green Lantern is like twilight
Percy Jackson is like twilight
Romeo And Juliet is like twilight
Burger King is like twilight
Assassin's Creed is like twilight
Dead Space is like twilight
Tumblr is like twilight
Masturbation is like twilight
Seth Rogen is like twilight
Homophobia is like twilight
The 1990's is like twilight
Naruto is like twilight
Scott Pilgrim is like twilight
This has been a sarcastic post to make fun of people who compare EVERYTHING to twilight
FIN.
Can I just stab everyone or something.
Dougie Poynter eating appreciation.