Existential Bullshit

This Is The Rhythm Of My Life!

[spaceshiprocket]

Silver Surfer Omnibus cover by Mike Allred

[thirtytwoelvismovies]

So Neil Gaiman’s The Sandman is 30 years old this month. Let’s have a look at the advertisements featured in Issue #1.

I’d love to read that Catwoman mini-series.

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

Neil, Catwoman isn’t a mini-series. I’ve been collecting it almost from issue 1 and it’s still running twenty some years later.

[neil-gaiman]

I was reblogging, and the text about the Catwoman mini series was from the original blog. I just thought people might like to see the ancient adverts (including the ad for the Catwoman 4 issue mini-series).

[oberynmartell]

lady sansa stark of winterfell did not win the battle of the bastards, reuinte the entire north, watch her father and brother be murdered, survive two sadistic abusers, keep the northern people warm and fed for the winter, manipulate & outplay a master manipulator, rule winterfell by herself as a teenager, and kill two of everyones least fave characters just for ya’ll to dislike her for not wielding a sword

[thelegendofclarke]

[fightwing23]

What are we supposed to do After all that we've been through When everything that felt so right is wrong Now that the porn is gone! There is nothing left to prove No use to deny this simple truth Can't find the reason to keep holding on Now that the porn is gone, porn is gone!

An ode to the new age of Tumblr. Based on Love is Gone by David Guetta & Chris Willis.

[bovidae]

ppl changing their icons and urls at the same time

[edensmidian]

[klubbhead]

I hate English

[mornington-the-crescent]

English might seem complicated, but it can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

[klubbhead]

Fuck you

[fightwing23]

That second comment is everything.

[gabrieldreyfuss]

zendaya is meechee

[fightwing23]

The most out-there viral marketing I’ve ever seen.

[fightwing23]

Y’all were okay with the image of Voldemort drinking snake titty milk.

Y’all were even okay with the idea of Voldemort and his followers being magical racists.

Y’all were okay with the idea of Ginny being brainwashed by a Voldemort soul fragment.

Y’all were even okay with the idea of Hermione being discriminated against using made-up derogatory slurs AND HAVING SAID SLUR BEING CARVED INTO HER ARM BY ANOTHER MAGICAL RACIST

Y’ALL WERE STILL OKAY WITH THE IDEA OF HARRY GETTING SEXUALLY HARASSED BY A GHOST IN A BATHROOM WHILST HE WAS NAKED!!!

BUT SUDDENLY THE IDEA OF AN ASIAN WOMAN BEING TURNED INTO A SNAKE, KEPT AS A PET BY A MAGICAL FASCIST AND THEN KILLED BY A WHITE BOY IS TOO MUCH FOR YOU??!!!

Don’t forget all the characters that were brutally murdered or were somehow physically harmed in the books and movies. I mean, if the idea of a woman being turned into a snake, who may not even have a shred of humanity in her, cuz we don’t know the extent of this blood curse and how it exactly works, BECAUSE THE FUCKING MOVIE HASN’T COME OUT YET!!! then you’re looking way too deep into this, because if it was a white guy that was turned into Nagini, you would probably only be mildly creeped out and not give a damn.

Yeah, it’s fucking weird that Rowling made up this shit and it seems pretty convenient that Nagini’s origin story will get caught up in the main story like that, but I don’t see any of you out there making some kind of compromise, should the movie be banned forever now? Should Rowling go to jail because she’s been making weird allegories for 20+ years in a children’s book series? Does Claudia Kim deserve to be harassed now? Is she “not invited to the luncheon” for the foreseeable future? WHAT EXACTLY SHOULD BE DONE HERE???!!!

In conclusion,

[mp3juice]

[fightwing23]

I’ve had similar thoughts like this for so long.

[fightwing23]

This or That: Bookish Edition!

Hardcover or Softcover? Audiobook or ebook? Bookstore or Library? Fiction or Non-Fiction? Sci-Fi or Fantasy? Classic or Modern?

[futubandera-cl]

[oddishtea]

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

[surprisebitch]

the girl has big dick energy

[sl33pyd3mon]

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him

[matydn]

I’m the girl making sure everyone knows he lost

[drishananicole]

Homegirl did a whole dance right after.😂😂😭

[versacetbh-blog]

i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

[viewtiful-kim-deactivated202105]

NPC Energy

[bishopmyles313]

Lmao ^

[fightwing23]

Sometimes I don’t even talk to people who talk to me first.

[bigtonguebiollante]

Since we’re not seeing trailers left and right, let this be our warning.

[dragonsrequiem]

Please please PLEASE do not sleep on this. They only made this series because it kicked major booty in the box office, but they aren’t promoting it so it will fail and they can go back to their normal paint palettes.

Do. Not. Let. Them! Please do not let them shrug off a group who is called a minority but really isn’t minor in representation!

Let them see that there are just as many people who love T’challa and Zuri as there are fans of SpiderMan and the Hulk watching!

[yinx1]

Here is the trailer! It looks awesome btw. It Premieres TONIGHT PLEASE WATCH IT LIVE, or STREAM IT ON THE DISNEY NOW APP. Don’t forget to tweet about it, and have it trending. Disney XD tonight September 23 @ 8c/9p

[doubleentandre]

I didn’t know about this, thanks tumblr

[fightwing23]

Technically this is a storyline for the fifth season of Avengers Assemble, it’s not exactly a standalone series or whatever, but still.

[shesnake]

straight vampires are so unrealistic

[shesnake]

imagine being heterosexual for all eternity.. pass

[fightwing23]

Bi/Pan Vamps Only! 😤✋🏻

[msmarvel]

[fightwing23]

Music Connections #1

Ronan Keating: You say it best, when you say nothing at all.

Justin Timberlake: Sometimes the greatest way to something is to say nothing at all!

[marvel]

Do not fear the dark. Become it. #Daredevil

[fightwing23]

Damn, just a month after Iron Fist S2? Still stoked tho.