Oct 28, 2020
see, if we can use bees and dogs and other animals to sniff out cancers and other diseases, why couldn’t we do the same with vampires
#consider: an extremely large proportions of vampires have side-gigs in the medical field as like. wine conisours but for blood#if you give them enough comparison baseline vamps can ABSOLUTELY taste the difference between healthy blood and unhealthy blood#even like. specific differences#aapm#the difference between cancer or a heart problem or sicle-cell anemia or a hormone imbalance#its good for the medical community: fairly accurate cheap and fast testing#and good for the vamps: get some blood and get paid#i mean SOME conditions do not taste good. that's a risk they have to take.#also! vampire thrall as non-invasive non-addictive pain managment#they can't mind-control people -- that's a myth -- but they can make brains just. forget about pain#which is good for chompin#basically all vampires just. do night/indoor jobs#because Sun#all work-from-home has to be non-camera because normal cameras can't actually. see vampires#you CAN build a camera that can but it's really hard and really expensive#and not really worth it bc vampires are a fuck-off small proportion of the population#there are prob other vamps in NASA tho. hm. so why wouldn't one of them be AV's ground control.#alksjdfasdf answer: none of them fucking get along#and maybe the other noc crew have other jobs