Oct 15, 2024
gandalf: (saddled up on his horse) get a pony, loser, we’re going on an adventure bilbo: bitch what
thats how it went right
i had that in my head for too long i needed to share it with the world
#lotr#the hobbit#listen im just a enby okay#for now anyways#the genderfluid be genderfluiding#but i had this stuck in my head for months i needed to say it#ever since i watched the first mean girls movie#my name is ganfalf#and in case ur keeping score#smaug may have won the battle#but i will win the war#couldve used saurman instead of smaug#but he’s in lotr we’re not talking about that bitch yet#prolly coulda used anything other than smaug tbh#the dragon was the first thing that came to mind#ofc it was#i love dragons#even smaug#he just needs some character development is all#i can hear yall saying HE KILLED PEOPLE#honey so would you it was gold and youre a fire breathing bitch queen who likes shiny shit#any how