#evening confessions

[evening-desire]

the thought of dad sonar would be really supportive when his kids coming out just made sense to me.

daughter : "dad, i think i like girls"

sonar : "i knew it! my love for boobs will be passed down to my bloodline!"

son : "dad, i'm gay"

sonar : "it's kinda in our genetic son" (because i remember bats are one of the animals who have high rates of homosexuality).

bi kid : "dad, i like both girls and boys"

sonar : *gasp in horror* "how greedy of you... you really are my kid!"

or

sonar : "and you're still single??? damn nobody wants you fr!" *cue him cackling loudly until his spouse berates him for being loud again*

aroace kid : "dad, i don't like anyone"

sonar : "good, because people are really weird these days"

either way, he doesn't care abt his kids's sexuality just know that he will be super protective when his kid brings back their partner though (typical dad thing).

[evening-desire]

hmm a yandere that is obsessed with your bestfriend and is actively trying to kill you because you're being too close for his liking.

you are aware of this and with your crazy luck somehow you managed to escape every single one of his killing attempts.

he gets so frustrated every single time because you are impossible to kill, his obsession begin to shift- from obsessing over your bestfriend to obsessing over killing you- he may or may not be yandere for you instead after all of that.

[evening-desire]

doing the "cracking everytime we agree" trend with your fav yan, but you just closed your eyes the whole time to ragebait them.

[evening-desire]

adrian with a cannibalistic lover, send tweet.

[evening-desire]

umm something something about a yandere! forensic pathologist who did an autopsy to dead! darling before trying to pull some frankenstein shit

p.s : yan already in love with darling before they died obv (bcs i'm not into necrophilia) and now he's obsessed on bringing his darling back.

[evening-desire]

idk about you guys, but i think i made my yanderes very mild, like i rarely wrote them killing people or anything explicit in general, i think it's because I've been writing strictly sfw works ever since i wrote fanfiction years ago, so i don't really know how to write more gory/explicit stuff, i hope you guys don't mind my yanderes are not really yandere-ing sometimes... 🥲🥲🥲

[evening-desire]

"what's your type?" don't have any, i'm a whore.

[evening-desire]

hell yeah