my writing year in review: 2023
thank you @oknowkiss for tagging me!!
I really thought I posted a lot more to ao3 in 2023 than I did, lol.
hypothetically, yes / dramione / 11.8k / rated E
“Malfoy.” She pushed her frames up higher on her face. “I’ve objectively analyzed the situation—“
“What situation?”
“Our situation, and—“
“What is our situation?”
“The state of our relationship.”
“Which is what, exactly?”
“—and I’ve determined that you and I should date.”
OR: Hermione uses science to convince Draco Malfoy to date her. He's not interested.
Good Kisser / dramione / 843 words (lol) / rated T
Hermione kisses Draco to prove a point.
Then I posted 3 short little fics I shared last year on twitter for friends' birthdays. Even though I didn't write them this year, I'm including them because otherwise this list is really short lmao.
Practicum / 1.2k / rated M
"Why did you ask him to obliviate you?”
“I…don’t remember. But the point is, he did it, and he mis-fired. And now I’ve lost a large body of valuable knowledge I spent years acquiring through countless hours of intensive study.”
Hermione is intrigued. “What did you lose?”
Malfoy hesitates, a faint flush staining his cheeks. “Sex.”
She raises her eyebrows. “You forgot—sex?”
OR: Draco needs a teacher.
Romancing the Receptionist / 1.7k / rated T
Only after she escaped into the conference room and felt her shoulders drop did she realize her entire body was bracing for a confrontation.
The next week, it was the same: sad eyes, a nod, tense shoulders, a flock of mischievous memos.
Malfoy wasn’t gearing up for a fight. He was just trying to get through his days without a paper cut.
OR: Draco has an in with Hermione’s favorite novelist.
Returning the Favor / 1.4k / rated T
“Malfoy. Will you please do me the very great honor of taking my slapginity?”
“If I do, will you stop saying slapginity?”
“I solemnly swear I’ll never say it again.”
He heaved a sigh. “Fine. Stand up.” He stretched his arms in front of him and cracked his knuckles. “Where do you want it?”
“My face.” She pointed at her cheek.
His eyes widened briefly. “Fuck. Are you sure?”
“Give it to me, Malfoy. And don’t be gentle,” she said, full of drunken bravado.
He smirked. “I’m never gentle.” He raised his hand.
OR: Hermione asks Malfoy to try something new.
Wild Sings the Bird / 27.5k (WIP) / rated M
Birding is for
• Weirdos
• Septuagenarians
• Hermione Granger (not anymore)
• …
• Draco Malfoy??
Hermione is fine. Really. She’s very busy these days, cancelling her wedding and avoiding her well-meaning but overbearing friends. Unfortunately, her friends have given her an ultimatum of sorts: teach her hobby-hopping yet accident-prone enemy, Draco Malfoy, about birdwatching, or suffer the wrath of constant friend support and supervision.
What does it say about her life that birding with Malfoy is the better option?
(This is my personal pride and joy, my beloved. I posted 4 chapters this year and have 18-20ish to go.)
Not What It Looks Like / 5k / rated M / for dhr advent 2023
A hot, panicky hurt begins to throb inside her chest. This doesn’t make sense. Is it some type of horribly misguided practical joke? Revenge for shutting him down a few months ago?
Or—is it a parting gift? A “so long and thanks for the memories, now I’m off to fuck someone else?”
”What—” Her voice croaks. She clears her throat and tries again. “What the fuck is this, Malfoy?”
Confusion creases his forehead. “They’re photos of you.”
She’s five seconds from bolting back through the Floo. “I can see that. Why have you given me two dozen terrible photos of myself for Christmas?”
Or: Draco gives Hermione a Christmas gift.