[Event Story] D.C. 10 Count [1/12]
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{ this was a commission but in any case, i got emotional }
[park]
// The scenery before me expands and tilts. //
// As my equilibrium warps, my eyes instinctively track my opponent. I review my position. My reflexive counter attack meets empty air, and then-- //
// A textbook perfect uppercut connects with my exposed jaw. //
// A slightly blurry sky comes to view, the sun’s light looks just like the lights on “that day.” My wavering mind cuts off from my body, as if it belonged to a different person, and it seemed to take ages before I hit the ground. //
// I’m sure you’re wondering why the Super Hero was caught by him with an uppercut. //
Rintarou: ( Why did I, the Super Hero, get caught by Mikepon’s counter uppercut, you ask? )
// It happened a couple of days ago… //
Rintarou: ( It happened a couple of days ago… )
[kumayuni room]
Rintarou: Yuniyuni, I’m back~! The Rocket Launching Festival in Thailand was super stimulating ☆ I got some souvenirs at the Return party so let’s- oh
Yuni: President-san, welcome back!
Rintarou: Oyoyo? It’s super rare to encounter Mikepon in my room! What’s the tea? Is it a secret from mua?
Shion: He’s noisy as usual…
Yuni: One of Shions’ amichi got their purse snatched, it seems.
Rintarou: Say what?! As a hero, I can’t let that slide. MKK ☆ Won’t you/ tell me/ more about the incident?!
Shion: I won’t forgive someone who targets the elderly.
Yuni: He’s an unfair person. Resorting to theft instead of accumulating his own lottery tickets!
Rintarou: Yup, yup, that is certainly underhanded… huh? Lottery ticket?
Shion: The shopping district is having a campaign. If you collect 10 tickets, you can pull the lottery once.
Yuni: Shion’s amichi was just 1 ticket away from 10 and yet, the 9 pieces she worked hard to collect were stolen… That’s just too sad!
Yuni: That’s why we’re currently having a strategy meeting on how to catch the culprit, what to do with him, and which ocean he should be sunk into to become food for the fishes.
Rintarou: Ohhhhhhh.
Rintarou: ( Usually here’s where I sweep in and coolly offer my help but perhaps this time I won’t. They look like they’re really pouring their souls into it but more importantly… )
// I won’t be around anymore once I graduate. //
Shion: The culprit is dangerous. He attacked my friend right when she took out her wallet to put her tickets away. Because of that, she even sustained a cut to the finger 2-3 millimetres in length.
Rintarou: ( Only the tickets and not the wallet…? )
Yuni: He’s too fixated on lottery tickets.
Yuni: But on the other hand, that makes it easy to lure him out. Someone just has to stand around with lottery tickets in hand.
Rintarou: ( Eh?! Isn’t it kinda unwise to engage a dangerous criminal like that? Well, if it were someone confident in their grip strength like me then maybe but… )
Shion: Then what about Touji?
Rintarou: ( Hmmm~ ~ ~ Kinda a diss on Touji but I’m ☆ Worried )
Yuni: Good idea! Harimi is noisy even when he doesn’t speak so I’m sure he’ll attract the culprit’s attention quickly!
Shion: …On further thought, he might actually be too conspicuous. There should be a more suitable person. Someone better at acting natural…
Rintarou: ( Wait, wait, wait, wait, I have so many comments about this. )
Rintarou: ( I want to advise them on a better method but then it’ll turn into me solving the problem again… Mmmm, but still! ! )
Yuni: But I think that alone is still too dangerous. We might need to enlist the help of someone strong.
Rintarou: ( Ho. )
Shion: Do you have anyone in mind?
Rintarou: ( Aww Mikepon, what a feint~ Isn’t the strongest helper right before your eyes--- )
Yuni: Actually, Father is currently having the Bianchi Family Engineers prepare a special Secret Weapon for some big project in the works. And it just so happens that they’re looking to test the weapon on an opponent so… I think it fits our situation perfectly.
Shion: Hmm… I guess anything’s fine as long as it’s strong.
Yuni: Kufufu, not just strong. That weapon is our finest masterpiece, the “strongest”.
Rintarou: !
Yuni: It’s the strongest Secret Weapon in the world ♪
Rintarou: ( …Interesting. The “strongest in the world”, huh~ )
[student council room]
// A few days later. //
Rintarou: Mu… Mumu?
// My nap on top of a line of chairs was disturbed by the faint sounds of excited cheering from somewhere far away. //
Rintarou: Huh? No one’s here. Am I hearing things?
Rintarou: Wait, it’s well into lunch break right now! I was supposed to do hand over with Usshi but he didn’t show up so I somehow spent the night here!
// I return the chairs that I used as a bed to their original positions and stretch out my body which had gone stiff. //
Rintarou: Well, nothing to be done that he didn’t show. Guess, I’ll grab something to eat first.
[cafeteria]
// While patting my growling stomach, I head towards the cafeteria where there was a surprising amount of people. //
Male Student: Go! !
Female Student: That’s it! !
Rintarou: ( Oyo? Maybe this was what I heard earlier… )
// Taking a peek into the middle of the crowd, there was an unexpected person, in an unexpected appearance, doing an unexpected thing. //
Rintarou: Mikepon?!
Shion?: …..












