#ever 9

[27vampyresinhermind]

Honestly? I’m shocked Bushi read the robot butler manual in the first place. Brat won’t do his fucking homework but he’ll read a manual on a damn bodyguard robot thoroughly enough to remember, in his drugged state, that Ever4 has a sex function!!!

Also!!! Little Ever 9 is worried that the Professor (I can’t remember his name, it’s been a minute) will fall out of love with him so he’s been researching and stockpiling kinks to make sure he stays interested!!! Baby, that man would have brought down an entire tech company for you! He’s not going anywhere!

[blhellobsession]

Yes yes I know, having nine series after the nine robots from the AntiReset and Eternal Butler series would be amazing BUT you know what would be better???

Eight series cuz in one of ‘em two of the robots kiss and fall in love 🤖❤️🤖

[soufflewhocan]

Wei Heng is so... horny. In Eternal Butler he talks about how he infused the robots with much human emotion because he was so lonely and you think he was emotionally lonely and wanted a loving partner who would love him back and it sounds sweet and romantic

Then you watch Anti Reset and he wants to touch Ever 9 for the good human feel and gets excited because that means his Intimacy line will take off really well when they can make bots like that. Make them this human, add just a bit ai and customers will love it, so much better than blow up dolls, it'll be their bestseller! Then he looks at his nephew and tells him that there's an extra function and they're just men with needs and Ever 9 wasn't originally made for it but he gives his nephew permission to use him like that and he looks so lewd while saying it, like of course his nephew will be delighted to be given permission to finally 'use' the robot

And poor Ever 9 sits/stands there with his head down. He wants Yiping to care about him emotionally and here his maker offers him as a sex toy

[27vampyresinhermind]

Ever 4 almost glitched at the very thought of possibly getting traded in! Damn, once he opened his emotion synapses, there was no going back. Didn’t realize a robot could have rejection sensitivity. They really are just like us!!

Side note: Anti Reset didn’t have a side couple. I’m very glad Eternal Butler does! They’re so adorable!

[27vampyresinhermind]

MORE ROBOT LORE!!!!!!!!

Ever 2 is primarily a sex robot!!!!!!!!

There ARE more robots!!!! Let me packbond with them!!!!!

Ever 5 is a secretary that can’t disobey commands?!?!?

[27vampyresinhermind]

Goddamnit AntiReset!! I told you not to let anything happen to the adorable little robot man!!!!! And what did you do??? You made love cause a fucking system shut down!!!

But then in the preview for next episode, he seems perfectly fine. You can’t play with my packbonded emotions like this!!!!

Also! Does the actor for Ever 9 remind anybody else of Nat from MaxNat? Because every fucking time he turns those big brown baby cow eyes up at Yi Ping, I keep yelling “Diao!”

[27vampyresinhermind]

So let me get this straight AntiReset. You made Precious Robot Man packbondable, you gave him “flaws” meant to make his human master feel empathy towards him, you gave him the ability to give love as his AI understands it. And then, the second he receives love, it causes a system shutdown?!?!?!?!

Uncle, I’m proud of you for not putting the reset chip in Ever 9 but like….bro, the company made a very human, very lovable, very packbondable robot. You don’t get to get upset when Yi Ping doesn’t want a new one! This is your fault. You gave him a gift. He loves his gift. Stop trying to tell him that his gift is insufficient just because he had a little hiccup that your company put into his code!!!

This is me (and Yi Ping) with Ever 9 and I will not be taking criticism.