PhD In BL

Warning: I make many wrong bl predictions but have a LOT of fun doing so

[melonalemonade]

that damn teddy bear

[jadeinretrogrde]

pov your boyfriend is a hitman but honestly that doesn't even register on the freak radar because you're pinging it off the damn charts by handing him a list of your entire extended family and saying kill everyone on this list and then me if you think I'm lying to you about how much I love you

[heretherebedork]

You like sweets, don't you?

[inskeletondreams]

Me and Thee + text posts (Peach edition)

Bonus:

[inskeletondreams]

Me and Thee + text posts

[thainovels]

i made this for my friends so i figured i would share with you all as well!! next year is going to be interesting

[pointlesscandies]

Thee's vibe is already excellent 🩷

[blhellobsession]

Y’all ABO Desire is my first ever a/b/o media I’ve fully consumed ever but I know a lot from just general internet knowledge, and it’s so funny to me that a guy getting pregnant is what’s throwing people off

there are men that secrete overpowering smells because they want to fuck or fight and jump off buildings and survive a building collapsing on them and have a hierarchy in society due to blood type and an economy that is partly based off the pharmaceutical needs of this condition that began as a pandemic that killed a shit ton of people and rearranged them on such an intense biological level

And it’s a guy throwing up and touching his belly that brings you out of it??? Grow uupppp

[hughungrybear]

It's only scary because you know it's true 😅

[blhellobsession]

Not to look too deep, but when looking too deep:

I was wondering why Sheng Shayou felt such an attachment to Hua Yong (more so than the partners his persona was modeled after) and I feel like this is exactly why Sheng Shayou liked Hua Yong more than his other partners, because even as an “omega”, Hua Yong was always strong-willed and made decisions for himself

Like yes, he did play obedient and soft, but he still fed him what he wanted, had his own life with a “job” and a “sister”, and didn’t have a problem speaking up when he needed to say something, even straight up making his mind to leave

And while all of that was calculated by Hua Yong, his decisiveness and independence shown through. Yes, he is hanging on Sheng Shayou’s every word and action, but it’s cause he’s actively choosing to, and it’s obvious even when he was lying that he’s strong-willed

I feel like that’s why Sheng Shayou was able to fall harder for Hua Yong and not want to abandon him like his exes. Yes it was Hua Yong’s disguise that initially drew him in, but it was his drive and initiative that really hooked him (especially compared to his very pretty but very meek exes)

And in summation lol Sheng Shayou i think already liked how strong Hua Yong was, and is going to like being an enigma’s alpha A Lot more than he thought

[thegreymoon]

I love that Hua Yong apparently talked to dozens of mental health professionals about his inability to cry, but failed to address just about everything else that's wrong with him.

[fyeahasianmedia]

[angelicalbl]

A moment of silence for all the BL secretaries and PAs, silently suffering through the stupid, dumb bullshit their bosses pull in the name of love.

May their year-end bonuses be generous, and their health plans come with unlimited therapy coverage.

[pointlesscandies]

Guys will literally use their spiritual powers to break into their crush’s room, knock everyone out with a sleeping spell, change their crushes bandaids, and then leave the old ones in a pile on the nightstand instead of just confessing their feelings

[huayong]

abo desire as text posts 5/?

BONUS: pov my sister and i coming up w these

[blbraincellleft]

I'm not an astronomer but they may be thinking of the wrong celestial bodies because their crushes straight up act like meteorites

[shijiujun]

Introducing Zhan Xuan, Captain of the 2cheng Ship—

And we also very much thank the scriptwriter for adding more 2cheng scenes in she has saved all of our lives.

[huayong]

abo desire as text posts 4/?