Me, at the farmers market: I’m looking for tomatoes.
Farmer: Cool, you looking for cherries, romas, heirlooms, gonna can them, something for sandwiches…
Me: *holds out bag* Yes.
Farmer: …
Me: just fuck me up.
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Me, at the farmers market: I’m looking for tomatoes.
Farmer: Cool, you looking for cherries, romas, heirlooms, gonna can them, something for sandwiches…
Me: *holds out bag* Yes.
Farmer: …
Me: just fuck me up.
remember the last guy that ate subway for every meal?
The part of your brain which tells you when to stop eating has stopped working for me
Date a demisexual person who could eat dessert for every meal
what the fuck lance
absolutely amazing how easily everyone always talks to each other over and around me.. it would be so easy for them to just say something to me