Jan 25, 2025
Subway Sandwiches, and their pitchman, disgraced sex criminal Jared Fogle, did a promotion in 2010 for "Land of the Lost."
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Subway Sandwiches, and their pitchman, disgraced sex criminal Jared Fogle, did a promotion in 2010 for "Land of the Lost."
Jared Fogle
Who's that? *one Wikipedia visit later* He was WHAT?!?! And he did WHAT?!?!???????
Could this human, Jared Scott Fogle, survive the Shibuya Reaper's Game?
No, he dies during Shiki's Week
No, he dies during Joshua's Week
No, he dies during Beat's Week
Yes, he survives!
I heard someone say you looked like Jared from Subway, what are your thoughts?
No idea how I should respond to being compared to an ACTUAL child molester. thoughts are between terrified and highly concerned.
The Justice League meet Jared Fogle
remember the last guy that ate subway for every meal?
Jared is a really cursed name, there’s Jared Fogle, who is a child molester and jacks it to child porn, There’s Jared Knaburbur who is a cheater and owns 7 online sex dungeons, and then there’s Jared Leto, who like our second contender, is starting a fangirl cult, albeit non sexual, and making a bunch of women call him the prophet.
“Knaburbur” lmao (for the sake of this being the internet and never knowing if someone is serious, it’s “Knabenbauer”)
Subway pitchman Jared Fogle (presently serving a sentence for sexual abuse and solicitation of minors) aided the Justice League in a Subway tie-in.
Something puckish and downright rascally in me almost tagged this “DCEU positivity.”