#every sentence

[graysongraysoff]

the tumblr version of going back and editing all the "i think"s and exclamation points out of an email is editing all the "lol"s and "haha"s out of a post

[allhailthevoid]

a reminder

that every sentence you write must contain a noun, a verb, and the phrase “foolish mortals”

[idreamofagravedeepandnarrow]

lestat saying louis’ name like he’s liable to forget it. over and over. louis louis louis

[sinistercacophony]

i have not really been posting about kinnporsche but i am watching it and i gotta say the way that porsche has to like. visibly steel himself before saying each sentence to kinn at the end of episode five is so fucking funny. kinn says the most assholish sentence in the world and porsche just closes his eyes and chugs his beer. i've been there bro, its rough.

[steyenyeun]

i want to strangle eugene every time he opens his mouth how has no one beat the shit out of him yet

[death-rebirth-senshi]

"Synthetics, in turn, will finally have full understanding of organics."

"EDI and the Geth already have full understanding of organics but go off. You know how they got that understanding? They read a fucking book. You might want to try it sometime, dumbass."

[diner]

I hear you, dude. Yeah I know, bro. I got issues, too, bro. Yeah dude. Dude, I know.

Guy talking on his phone outside my window

[kurgy]

reading izaya centric durarara fics written by people who are not familiar with the japanese language is a true test of patience because the overuse of ne (ね) randomly in all of izaya’s goddamn sentences makes me want to jump out a window