I live just out side of town on a farm, so I’m on the front porch with four cats at my feet and I’m eating cereal (In a blue cup) Glaring at every car that passes by. And this guy comes walking down the road and he looks at me, judgmentally chewing cereal at him with four cats looking up at me, he looks away at the pavement like: “Omg What a beautiful road!” and picks up his pace.














