#everyone else laughed

[indigosprite]

POV

You’re watching Yamamoto’s Snapchat story. The guardians are meeting Via zoom on Halloween when Lambo (15) shows Tsuna his costume.

[whimsyprinx]

Choosing violence by telling my roommates dad that I hope the sports team they’re rooting for doesn’t lose so horribly again

[musterluster]

I know there is something wrong with me because when i won for the first time in mario kart i threw my hands up holding a wired controller and brought down the whole game cube and i instantly broke into tears

[fknchill]

Today in class this girl was bragging about making a 92 on a test. When I asked what it was over she told me the male reproductive system. She didn't appreciate it when I announced to the class that she really knows her dicks.

[biblix]

A two year old smacked my ass at a birthday party today.

[thisclockworkheart]

I will not introduce myself as Death to impressionable new hires. 

Apparently that behavior is frowned upon in certain establishments. 

[stayawesomegotham22]

People who joke about self harm are disgusting.

[bickywithab]

i got in trouble at work because when a guy asked what was on one of our burgers i said "sauce, pickles, onions, tomatoes, lettuce....cheese....meat..aaand some bread"