#everyone gets it

[kingofallgirls]

can i just say. ive been listening to brave shores for like 7 years and the fact i can now talk to Brave Shores Fans like blows my mind lol

[psychicmentallis29]

as soon as raz said this i began to shoot every psychonaut agent in a 100 mile radius

[bigpussytown]

one thing about getting dumped is that its happened to so many people in approximately the same way for thousands of years so there isnt anything interesting to communicate about it

[the-lonely-only-child]

'am i in an episode of seinfeld' as shorthand for 'i am trapped in a ridiculous social situation' is highly satisfying to me. conveys just the right amount of knowing you may not be the most normal/socially aware person in the world, but whoever you're dealing with is Definitely less aware than you are, and there's nothing you can do except wait for the episode to be over

[sins-of-the-sea]

"I think we've been away long enough, love. As much as I am enjoying our alone time, we really need to get back to the ship."

"Ohh, beloved, I was having fun! N-"

Suddenly Abena falls onto the ground, covered in tire tracks. And a leg and eye pops off altogether. Before more tire tracks appear all over her person. And more. And more. And more. And more. "GHBWWAAHH!! HBBHGGH!! BBKKKKGG!!"

".....................

"You sent out one of the poppets most directly connected to you, didn't you?"

"Bbbhhhhwwuuuhhh....."

"All right, love, that's it. We're looking for that poppet and getting you to Phoebus. That means we're going home whether we like it or not." Frascona reshapes one of his arms into a foggy shape before it shifts to that of a giant spatula. He then scrapes his wife off the floor like he’d be flipping a pancake.

[hazardsoflove]

i just wanna say that eddie would definitely go insane to headfirst for halos by mcr

that’s literally one of the songs on the playlist JSJSJSJ

[mspainttaz]

me putting primary colored eyeliner on every character ever: this is so sexy of me