Just A Little Bit Dead Inside

I'm going to eventually regret anything I write here

[iphigeniacomplex]

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool

[woodsdyke]

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

[goditsmeagain]

another occasion of the dashboard lining up perfectly

[yellbug]

addicted to sending this clip from twilight to my friends whenever they are in a situation where i think they should lie

[villains-are-my-heroes]

I feel like this is what Robert Pattinson sees in his peripheral vision whenever he's doing an interview.

[happydivorce]

starting new hannibal discourse by saying that hes a fake poser wimpy cannibal bc he doesnt even eat the people raw hes doing all kinds of shit to the meat first like if u have to put it through an elaborate 37 step curing + marinade process before u consider it consumable why even bother just admit u are bored and want a high risk artisanal hobby but consider glassblowing gauche

[not100bees]

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

[senatortedcruz]

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

[alliekills]

before we move forward with these blueprints i just wanna make absolutely sure the vents and air ducts are perfectly adult xenomorph size

[aletheyass]

tes THDPSSSSPS 💜

[apas-95]

wgat did u say

[byjove]

I am pro-accredited aquariums and zoos. My posts critiquing the animal rights movement are blowing up right now and I just want to come out and say definitively that I appreciate zoos and aquariums allowing the public to view wild animals without potentially disturbing them in their natural habitat or resorting to the illegal exotic pet trade. It is valuable for conservation purposes and many aquariums/zoos take unreleasable wildlife and host breeding programs for endangered species. They are not just institutions for human amusement, they are integral to maintaining public interest and studying the ecology and biology of the animals contained within.

[selfixxx]

dr whitaker and dr santos after gay bar :p

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[aingeal98]

I love seeing people draw tiny Valkyrie from book 1. This is Stephanie she hasn't picked a name yet it's her first day on the job but she's just killed a man and watched him dissolve into acid so everyone clap for this 12 year old kid doing her best or else her unhinged mentors are going to blow up the entire building.

[madphantom]

Skulduggery Pleasant truly the character of all time. He's a noir detective. He's 400 years old. He hates coffee. His best friend is a teenage girl he met at a funeral. He clawed his way out of his own grave. He has a crush on Grace Kelly. He's a mass murderer. He has undiagnosed ADHD. He has a room in his house that contains spare bones in case he breaks one. He hasn't slept in 300 years. His father is the divine embodiment of chaos and this fact isn't even relevant to the fact that he is casually one of the most powerful sorcerers to ever walk the earth. He's bisexual. He's incredibly annoying on purpose just for the fun of it. What a man.

[thisreallyrattlesmybones]

its been a while since i read mortal coil is this how this went?

[madphantom]

Honestly in all the books I've read by all the different authors there's just something about Valkyrie Cain that makes her such an incredibly alive protagonist. Like, magical shenanigans aside, this is a girl that actually feels like a girl I might know. She's got dirty laundry under her bed and she used to be a horse girl and she's that specific type of arrogant that only lonely teenage girls trying to overcompensate are. She gets sexually harassed by men in public as soon as she doesn't look like a kid anymore, but not when she looks like an adult who can stand up for herself. She hates dresses as a kid, goes through phases as a teenager when she tries them out, and then decides they're not her style. She has a whole bunch of acquaintances from school that drift away and never reach out again after they graduate. I don't know how he did it but Derek just went all out and wrote the most realistic portrayal of a teenage girl when he created her.

[greykolla-art]

I feel like I’m making people interested in reading Skulduggery Pleasant by just drawing cute scenes.

That’s false advertising, these books HURT me!

So here’s out of context and out of order angst scenes too!👏

[ace-in-a-very-distressing-hole]

valkyrie cain truly is the most character of all time. she killed a guy at 12 years old. she inherited a haunted house. her coworker is a skeleton. she didn’t fucking go to school. she’s ripped as hell. she accidentally started a cult made up of about five people. she’s bisexual. she sees the future but really inaccurately. she has a pet dog. she’s the antichrist. she dates a scottish necromancer who works as a teacher. she survived a zombie apocalypse. she has guilt over killing someone who is still alive. she’s not allowed to drive the bentley. she destroys humanity. she saves humanity. she accidentally discovered the Bad parallel dimension. she’s broken out of several prisons. she birthed a race of gods. she has a brief stint as the antichrist again but this time religious flavoured. she can fly. there’s a timeline where she turns into a harpy. she does everything out of spite. she’s been decapitated. she has two evil doppelgängers. she’s a victim of medical malpractice. she fucking hates one cop in particular. she’s friends with loser gay zombies who own a pub. she accidentally caught the attention of budget edward cullen. she hates walking. the list goes on and on. truly the most character of all time.