Reasons to come to ucla
1. Fraternities and sororities rule. Nerdy jerks are well isolated. 2. Black guys hang out with black guys. Whites guys hang out with white guys. Asian guys hang out with asian guys. Great diversity. 3. Hookups work fast and random. No troubling relationships no strings attached. 4. Nobody listens to dumbass campus radio. 5. Tolerance policy towards racism. 6. Those annoying freshman aint got no classes. 7. Indian professors teaching engineering classes and have accents that keep yo brain working. 8. Everyone is identically confident, anorexic, funny, weird, attention-seeking. Everyone wants to get famous. 9. Wacky oldmen doing research on campus hit on college girls. 10. High-calorie food that keep your wastes sealed in your body. 11. All your friends uploading tons of nonsense photos and selfies on fb. 12. Your roommate who returns to dorm at 4 in the morning and starts throwing up. 13. Your roommate who returns to dorm at 4 in the morning with guys on yo bed. 14. Your roommate who returns to dorm at 4 in the morning and starts reorganizing books, clothes, everything. 15. Party girls who dress like strippers and have their camel toes well exposed. 16. Textbooks for 3 months that cost you 800 bucks. 17. Population. It helps you to learn to SNATCH. 18. Cliques are well formed so you don’t hv to talk to new people 19. Six-hundred-student lecture with 400 in sweet dreams. 20. Indifferent bureaucracy. 21. Everyone looks happy except those ones who jumped off engineering buildings. 22. Your tuitions that go to 'artistic modifications' on campus such as grass-cutting, gardening, new dorm buildings etc .
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