I've heard of asexual Keith.... And bisexual Lance.
But what if Lance was actually asexual?!?!?!
Like, you know. As an asexual you often get confronted with people who are so into their relationships and brag about that you feel awkward. All. The. Time.
What if all his flirtings where just a pretence. To annoy people so he could make sure that they didn't care less about him.
Flirting is just a habit to make people like him. But never to see him seriously.
That is why he flirts with evryone. Not just with those girls, but also each of his friends. Just, that his friends know that to them he is just joking. They don't know he covers his feelings up all the time.
We already know how he acts when he's really in love. And it portrays so well how different romantic feelings are from sexual ones.
So, I just wanted to say that I like this headcanon? Everyone in here portrays their own emotions and character traits on their favorite character. So I thought, why shouldn't I try too?
Hmmm.... Well. I think I am still hung up on bi Lance.