#evesm

[ienzoskingdom]

[oblivionscience]

Minnie: Do you know what bees make?

Mickey: Honey?

Minnie: Yes dear?

[Ansem turns to Even]

Ansem: Even, do you know what bees make?

Even: Some stupid annoying sound, what the fuck do you want.

[radiantscientist]

Anesm: I have written a small list of reasons I love Even.

Dilan: That's 10 pages.

Anesm: I wanted to keep it brief.

[ienzoskingdom]

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[radiantscientist]

Dilan: How did you two get in an accident?

Even: He was driving, and there was a deer on the road, so I yelled, "Ansem, deer!"

Dilan: And?

Even: Tell him what you said

Ansem:

Ansem: I said, "Yes, honey?"

[oblivionscience]

Riku, at brunch with his in-laws: Where did Ienzo go? I just left for like 5 seconds???

Ansem: He's trying to fight the chocobos again

Ienzo, from outside: REMEMBER ME, YOU BASTARDS?

Even: We really should've sent him to therapy

[radiantscientist]

Ansem: Whenever Even is mad at me, I go and tighten the lids of all the jars, so he has to come to me for help.

*Sounds of glass breaking in the background*

Ansem: It hasn't worked yet, but it'll happen.

[radiantscientist]

Ienzo: Why does Master Ansem call you baby girl?

Even: That's enough talking for tonight