#evil!lionel

[ask-lionel-ottaviani]

"I have 3 questions, 1: are you building a fort? 2: can I get in on it? 3: where did you get a pet anon? I want one."

“I have three answers: No it’s a nest, No you can not, and not a pet, I’m just keeping them around because they bring me food.”

“Now don’t you have somewhere to be Tick-Tock? Don’t you know it’s time for my nap? Unless you wanna hang around and let your time here be cut short.”

(Sorry Tickarus ;w;;)

[ask-lionel-ottaviani]

"Hey Lionel! Couldn't borrow one of your anons, could I? I need someone to play a game of 'dodge the molotov coktails' :Vc."

“No you can’t ‘borrow’ them, you flaming feather-head! They’re mine. And if I see you get your bony hands on any of them, we’ll be playing a game of dodge my paws.”

“Shame you’re too over-cooked and I don’t have any sauce on hand, because I was in the mood for chicken. Now leave me and my Anons alone.”

(I’m sorry Rayyyyyyy ;;v;;)

[ask-lionel-ottaviani]

"Oh great Lionel broski I, a humble bard, offer you this totally rad crate of pineapples to sate your munchies bro" keiper-galactic-tour

“Well, that’s awfully kind of ya Mr. Keiper. I accept the offering.”

@keiper-galactic-tour