#evilm!a

[ask-lionel-ottaviani]

"I have 3 questions, 1: are you building a fort? 2: can I get in on it? 3: where did you get a pet anon? I want one."

“I have three answers: No it’s a nest, No you can not, and not a pet, I’m just keeping them around because they bring me food.”

“Now don’t you have somewhere to be Tick-Tock? Don’t you know it’s time for my nap? Unless you wanna hang around and let your time here be cut short.”

(Sorry Tickarus ;w;;)

[ask-lionel-ottaviani]

"Hey Lionel! Couldn't borrow one of your anons, could I? I need someone to play a game of 'dodge the molotov coktails' :Vc."

“No you can’t ‘borrow’ them, you flaming feather-head! They’re mine. And if I see you get your bony hands on any of them, we’ll be playing a game of dodge my paws.”

“Shame you’re too over-cooked and I don’t have any sauce on hand, because I was in the mood for chicken. Now leave me and my Anons alone.”

(I’m sorry Rayyyyyyy ;;v;;)

[ask-lionel-ottaviani]

"Oh great Lionel broski I, a humble bard, offer you this totally rad crate of pineapples to sate your munchies bro" keiper-galactic-tour

“Well, that’s awfully kind of ya Mr. Keiper. I accept the offering.”

@keiper-galactic-tour

[ahungryspider]

((Hey, Webster's still 'evil' for a while so last chance to get eaten without him being awkward, I guess? He's feeling kinda voracious today. uwu))

[ahungryspider]

Since he was pretty annoyed at everything and everyone at this moment, he figured the one person that never made him annoyed, could aid him in a time of need. He knocked on Webster's cave entrance cover, and hoped he was awake. His tails swished impatiently behind him

The spider was, most certainly, awake but he wasn’t in his cave. No, of course not. Instead, he was lying on the top of his cave, above the mouth, lying on his stomach and looking down at a young boy who looked a lot like Inc, but with a few extra features.

"My, my, what have we here?" He cooed, grinning to himself, until his nostrils twitched and he took a sniff of the air. Well, this person smelled like Inc. Maybe the greyfaces got her, as they’d gotten him?

"Come on up. It’s a nice night for it, don’t you think?" Webster’s tone was a bit more sinister than usual, a bit more mischievous, like he was up to no good. And, well, he wasn’t. Not really.

[ahungryspider]

Webster is evil for 2 days

((This wont effect ongoing RPs))

The spider really didn’t know what was wrong with him tonight. He felt… Dark, for the lack of a better word, and sinister. He felt odd, but it wasn’t unpleasant at all. As he made his way out of his cave for the night, his lips curled into a grin. He was hungry, and he didn’t feel like going into his food storage to see what kind of animals he had there. Time to cause a bit of trouble.