I have a crush on you because your evilness is super sexy
"Would you still be saying that if I captured you and your family and forced you to watch as I slowly tortured every last one of them?" he asks, raising an eyebrow skeptically.
"I seriously doubt it," he continues, "so, no, my evilness isn't what's sexy about me. I mean... let's get real here-- it's my looks. I was gifted with some good genes."









