#evil beedle

[muffinfod]

final mukbang..

[evilbeedle]

evilly promoting the cause

[zelda-flora]

Hi, Zel!! !

You want some pie?

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⛼ @mask-link

I’d love some pie! What type of pie is it? 😊

And, we haven’t been able to talk in a while…How have you been since we last spoke? Anything you found of interest that you may or may not wanna share?

[evil-wind]

@loudprincesss can you and your screeching friends come line the dreaded shore and keep the fish away?? Beedle burned his wares and I need some deterrent.

[evilbeedle]

I’m not having an evil midlife crisis

[evilbeedle]

UPDATE ON THE CAUSE

after some consideration the board has determined seagulls are the beetles of the sky. They are also to be exterminated.

[evilbeedle]

I was walking around outside and when I got back I found something you might like to burn!

It’s a really big beetle. It was eating my knitting yarn and therefore must perish. I think it’s friends with the moths….

Please help me get rid of this parasite.

-@shadow-but-bright

UUURRRGH OOUUGH HISSSSS DONT BRING IT TO ME???

@evil-arsonist-red-link come burn this nasty creature for your misguided counterpart, please!!!

[evilbeedle]

proposing a truce: i'll help burn beetles if you leave my husband alone

@literal-legend-rabbit

ACCEPTED

burn beetles and were friends! just. Sign this contract please :)