…I am trying to HELP you for pity’s sake! I used that tone because when you talk so negatively it does sound silly! Instead of wallowing in your misery and apologizing for every misstep, which is how this argument started mind you, you could do something about it!
If you really consider yourself a failure (which honestly I DO NOT see, perhaps explain?), put effort into growing better!
I have perfectly good reasons to distrust you, you know. Our first meeting was everything other than pleasant for me, and you began this one by asking me a lot of questions about how my fellow evils and function. When I asked you to sign a contract to confirm your goodwill towards myself, you declared you didn’t know how to read! Which is fine! Not great that no one taught you, but it clearly wasn’t by choice! And so I decide to help you, and what do you reveal? That you seemingly remembered how other people had written your name this entire time? It feels very inconsistent to me, and possibly like you were trying to delay the signing!
HOWEVER. I did in fact let that go. I said I was willing to forget it! I will still keep my eye on you, because whenever I grow suspicious, you suddenly start appealing to my emotions, playing helpless when I know you are quite powerful, and all in all showing many signs of manipulating me!
suppose, though, that you are telling the truth. (and I am not against trusting you! I’m just not a very trusting individual and you are not making it easy…) if that is so then you are a failure. Tough luck, we all fail sometimes! I haven’t eradicated all beetles and every second I spend on something else gives them more time to reproduce, but I haven’t given up on my dreams! Mostly…
I keep trying! If you really failed (Hyrule seems perfectly fine to ME, though?), then make it right instead of treating yourself like a loser. You seem more like a WINNER to me, as much as I hate to admit it. You’ve got spirit!
As far as the accusations about never listening to children go, you might be projecting? Sure I don’t quite trust you, but that’s because I know you’re quite powerful and I’ve been paying a LOT of attention to your words. Let it never be said that I’m not on my guard around children!
