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Who Maleficent possesses
Possession number one
Sold his soul for a butterfinger. Doesn’t regret his actions. Gets sent to the nuthouse. The child throwing a hissy fit
Possession number two
Kidnapped and tortured in a blood ritual. Maleficent’s in complete control here. And she’s actually scary this time. Not just a child throwing a hissy fit
Every breath you take by Chad
Chad: Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you.
(The Chad’s in the mirrors start play string instruments)
Every single day
Every word you say
Every game you play
Every night you stay
I'll be watching you.
Oh can't you see
(All the mirrors burst terrifying Audrey)
You belong to me?
How my poor heart aches
(He pulls out his rotting beating heart)
with every step you take.
Every move you make
Every vow you break
Every smile you fake
Every claim you stake
I'll be watching you.
(He lets Audrey out of the cage and she makes a run for it)
Every breath you take
(More mirrors are explosively shatter over Audrey’s head)
Millions of Chad’s: Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I’ll be watching you
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you.
Rockstar by Chad (interjections by Audrey)
Chad: I'm through with standin' in lines to clubs I'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth and I'm never gonna win
This life hasn't turned out
Quite the way I want it to be
Audrey: Tell me what you want
Chad: I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs
And a bathroom I can play baseball in
And a king size tub
Big enough for ten plus me
Audrey: Yeah, so what you need?
Chad: I need a a credit card that's got no limit
And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet
Audrey: gross
Chad: I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher
And James Dean is fine for me
Audrey: So how you gonna do it?
Chad: I'm gonna trade this life
For fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair
And change my name
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses, drivin' fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair
And well, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs
So I can eat my meals for free
Audrey: I'll have the quesadilla, ha, ha
Chad: I'm gonna dress my ass with the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves
To blow my money for me
Audrey: So how you gonna do it?
Chad: I'm gonna trade this life
For fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair
And change my name
'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses, drivin' fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary of today's who's who
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial
Well, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the censors
Gonna pop my pills from a Pez dispenser
Get washed-up singers writin' all my songs
Lipsync 'em every night so I don't get 'em wrong
Well, we all just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilltop houses, drivin' fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair
And we'll hide out in the private rooms
With the latest dictionary of today's who's who
They'll get you anything with that evil smile
Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial
Well, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
Songs pertaining to Audrey in part three
Don’t get your hopes up. She gets put through a lot in this even though I write her a redemption at the end of part one. She gets some songs in part three. For example
1. Audrey solo. Bemoaning Chad’s alignment
2. A Persey solo. Trying to get Audrey to cut chad loose
3. Audrey solo. After her action sequence
4. Nightmare Ben solo. Possibly an Audrey and nightmare Ben duet. I’ve not decided yet
All serve to cause her the utmost emotional pain possible. So. Like I told you. Don’t get your hopes up
Thinking of using this song for Chad
Substitutiary locomotion by Chad and Maleficent
Maleficent: Treguna/Mekoides/Tracorum/Satis/Dee
Substitutiary locomotion
(She walks past the inanimate suits of armour tapping them as she goes)
Mystic power that's far beyond the wildest notion
It's so weird, so feared, yet wonderful to see
Substitutiary locomotion come to me
Chad (reciting): Treguna Mekoides Tracorum Satis Dee
Treguna Mekoides Tracorum Satis Dee
Maleficent: I don't want locomotiary substitution
Or remote intransitory convolution
Only one precise solution is the key
Substitutiary locomotion it must be
Both: Treguna Mekoides and Tracorum Satis Dee
(The armour jump down from their stands one by one)
Both: Substitutiary locomotion
Lovely substitutiary locomotion
Chad: You make substututiary history
With Treguna Mekoides and a little help from me
Both: With Treguna Mekoides and Tracorum Satis Dee
Maleficent: you’re orders are quite simple. Stop the villain children. By any means necessary. FORWARD. MARCH!
(The armour goes marching away)
Chad: I think that went quite well don’t you?
Maleficent: you improvised
Chad: the moment needed something
(Maleficent sighs in exasperation and teleports them away)
Ready as I’ll ever be by Chadeficent Adam Lonnie Harriet and Cj
Chadeficent (Chad’s voice): Any moment now, your highness
Believe me I know
I've sunk pretty low
But whatever I've done you deserve
Ben (weakly): dad please
Adam: Quiet!
I'm the bad guy, that's fine
It's no fault of mine
And some justice at last will be served
Ben: please listen
Chadeficent (Maleficent’s voice): Now it's time to step up
Or it's time to back down
And there's only one answer for me
And I'll stand up and fight
cause I know that I'm right
And I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready
Ready as I'll ever be
(In the forest Lonnie’s on her phone informing others of the situation)
Lonnie: Now it's time to rise up
Or it's time to stand down
And the answer is easy to see
And I swear by the sword
If you're in, get on board
Are you ready?
Elsa: I'm ready
Jasladdin: We're ready
Tianaveen: We're ready
Lonnie: Ready as I'll ever be
(In the isle the hook sisters are steing the boys bikes)
Cj: Are you quite sure we can do this?
Harriet (taking her sisters face in her own hands): Together we will guarantee
(Chad has split off from Maleficent, jumped onto the desk and shot Ben with some magic trapping him into a shining black orb that’s quickly shrinking)
Chad: I'll make them hear me
Jasladdin: Now it's time to redeem
Tianaveen: Or it's time to resolve
Lonnie: Prove they can trust me
The hook sisters (on the bikes): And the outcome will hardly come free
Lonnie: I'll save my home and family
Chad, Maleficent and Adam: Now the line's in the sand
And our moment's at hand
Chad: And I'm ready
Maleficent: I'm ready
Adam: I'm ready
Chad: Ready as I'll ever be
(The orb Ben is trapped in shrinks to nothingness and disappears)
Bibbidi bobbidi boo by Chad (in place of “happy birthday”)
Chad: Salagadoola mechicka boola
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!
(Four party goers collapse into unconsciousness)
Put them together and what have you got
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!
(Six more down)
Salagadoola mechicka boola
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!
(Three more down)
I can do magic, believe it or not
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!
(Ten more down)
Now, salagadoola means
"Mechicka booleroo"
But the thing mabob that does the job
Is bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!
(Five more down)
Salagadoola menchicka boola
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
(Twelve more down)
Put them together and what have you got
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
(Eight more down)
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la (Salagadoola menchicka boola)
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!
(Eleven more down)
Put them together and what have you got
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!
(Four more down)
Now, salagadoola means
"Mechicka booleroo"
But the thing mabob that does the job
Is Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!
(Thirteen more down)
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la (Salagadoola menchicka boola)
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
(Six more down)
Put them together what have you got
Bibbidi-bobbidi,
(The wand jams)
Bibbidi-bobbidi
(The wand stays jammed)
Bibbidi-bobbidi boo!
(Twenty more down)
