#evil evil child

[nomsfaultau]

ok I’m trying to finish up the next MFR chapter and I need to strangle Tommy actuallt

[darealsaltysam]

DAKOTA DID NOT JUST FUCKING SHOOT JOHN

U ARE FUCKING WITH ME. FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF. THAT WAS SO UNNECESSARY

[cryptunez]

Oh my behavioral pisser cat is at it again. She does this thing when she has to go, where she’ll first pace and go to my door, bc she is considering trying to get into the space between it and the wall and peeing there, and then when i scold her and tell her not to, she’ll pace and trying and climb on a couple boxes in my room for a reason unknown to me, and then i’ll scold her and tell her not to

But Then, instead of just going to the litterbox in my room that is Right Next To Her, she will instead sit and wait, upset, then pace some more, and do the whole routine again, until i physically place her into the box and tell her to pee. I swear to you she knows what shes doing, and holds me in contempt

Horrible naughty creature

[beep-beep-kneecaps]

Thinking about that one time in like 4th grade maybe?? Where during pe we were playing some kind of tag, like if you get tagged then both of you are It but not blob tag just, a bunch of separate people who are It, and I just. Stood on the sidelines watching, not getting tagged, until at the end there was like 1 or 2 other kids left untagged and one of my friends came up asking if I had been tagged yet and I said yes (like a liar) and she left, the other kids got tagged eventually and so I was the only one untagged and at the end the teacher gathered us up and asked if anyone never got tagged and I raised my hand and my friend was like !! You said you did get tagged!! And I was like no I didn't, I was never tagged, and the teacher believed me and I got praises for being the last tagged. So sorry to that friend for lying right to your face and gaslighting you but also hey I won a giant game of tag once but just standing still and acting like I had already been tagged, so

[milf-maul]

fuck marry kill: maul, cody, koska

this is what i’ve been building up to the whole time

YO UEVIL CHILD OH MY GOD

YOU REALLY TOOK MY TOP THREES AND PUT THEM AGAINST EACH OTHER

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

WHYYYYY

that said:

fuck cody

marry koska

kill maul