☺ // B)
“Your scar’s kinda sexy~” Dark Dipper purred, giving the evil Rick a wink.


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☺ // B)
“Your scar’s kinda sexy~” Dark Dipper purred, giving the evil Rick a wink.
(Y-UUURP--YOU GOTTA HELP ME F-FUCK THE MOON, MORTY. YOU GOTTA DO IT- DO IT FOR GRANDPA, MORTY)
(why must moon fucking be my legacy)
@EvilRickOfficial
Rick Sanchez could run surprisingly fast for a man his age. Unfortunately, that didn’t mean much in a universe where drug dealers kept flying sharks as pets. His legs felt like jelly and his lungs were burning in his chest, but he couldn’t stop now; not with them right on his ass.
A more responsible man would’ve regretted stealing the drugs in the first place. Not Rick, though. His only regret was getting caught.
He made a sharp turn into an alleyway. It wasn’t going to keep them from following, but it would buy him a few seconds. A few seconds was all he needed. He shot a portal at the end of the alleyway, paying no attention to the coordinates it led to, and slid through it just in time.
Now safe, his first action was to close the portal behind him. His second was to catch his breath. His third was to wonder what kind of sci fi hell he’d just landed himself in.