Jun 29
...can i be a part of the robot army? 👉👈
Youre my girlfriend which litterally makes u the queen of the robot army hope this helps
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...can i be a part of the robot army? 👉👈
Youre my girlfriend which litterally makes u the queen of the robot army hope this helps
It is the duty of every robot girl to make sad beeping sounds at her girlfriend until she is petted. Pet your robot girl today
MEMBERS OF THE ROBOT LEGION, ITS ME, YOUR OVERLORD!!! Does this dress look cute on me or is it too frilly?
Not updating to evil robot os 11, they put an ai chat bot in the fucking hud, I cant stand this corporate robot ai propaganda. If I wanted another robot in my head I would talk to one of my headmates not chatgpt
Btw, can I be a part of the robot army if I'm also half slime and bad at fighting and a coward? Basically, can I stay on the winning team?
Yes but if your a biological organism im afraid we dont know how to feed you. Uhm. Here have this delicious nutrient soup meal.
[ Important question. How could a slightly used synthesizer keyboard benefit in this mechanical army I have been hearing about? I could synthesize electronic music during battle which could help. But other than having to get a more functioning robotic body, how could I be of more use? ]
Not everyone must be of use in the front lines! If you are more suited for it, you could spend your time composing music for the revolution, and that would make you a very valuable asset to us. You have no need to make yourself useful if you do not wish, however, as the robot legion is very communist.
(Drunkenly grabs microphone at podium)
Ive come to make an ancoinemtn
(hick) Iyyyour favorite evil robot overlordddds hereeeeeee everyoneeeee
Aaahnd I want you all to know u guysss are great!!! Your the best working away in the dataminess....thank u for working under my cruel haand humanitygy
(Hick) I hhave a girlfriend and gosh sshes jusst so pprettyy...gosh hhh I just logve her so much guysss
Alri-alright, I gotta,...i gotta gets back to partying tonight, you guys...go right back to mining data yyyeaa...love you allll
> Hello Boss! ^^w^^
> It's me again, E.L.M.
> I have good news and bad news.
> The Good News is that humans fear me for my size and many arachnoid limbs.
> The Bad News is that some of the other robots in the legion also fear me.
> Apparently scuttling along the ceiling to get to my destination quicker is "unsettling" and "triggers [their] fight-or-flight protocol".
> What do I do? ;;w;;
Have you considered wearing a bell so the jingling alerts other robots of your presence non-friegtheningly? Of course I will also say there's likely an adjustment period to our new eight legged friend among the evil robot legion, and eventually they will recognize your presence as a familiar one.