#evilwindow

[bimccrees-blog]

symmaker modern vampire au for @evilwindow

[incorrectavasdemon]

Odin, while forming his pact: Wait, w-what if this h-hurts? What if this R-REALLY hurts? I didn’t think of t-that!

Pedri: Oh, it will. Believe me, it will.

Odin: A-Are you just saying that o-or is it really going to h-hurt?

(Submitted by evilwindow)

[austrianshitposting]

Oida dein profilbild is ja mal der hamma😂😂

Danke!! 

[incorrectavasdemon]

Vial!Ava gripping/choking Strategos Six by the throat:

Vial!Ava: Hey, Strategos?

Six, fearful: Hm?

Vial!Ava: You lost.

Six, submissive: Hm…

Vial!Ava: And now, I’m gonna rip the flesh off you bones…

Six, fearful: Hm???

Vial!Ava: …by drowning your body in burning hot lava.

Six, panicked: HM?!?!?!

(Submitted by evilwindow)

[incorrectavasdemon]

Wrathia: I’M A BEING OF PURE POWER WITH NO WEAKNESS!

Maggie: True, but you’re in Ava’s body and I know all of HER weaknesses.

(Submitted by evilwindow)

[incorrectavasdemon]

Odin: M-my name’s Odin Arrow, a-and you are?

Gil: Not as straight as I thought.

(Submitted by evilwindow)

[incorrectavasdemon]

Here are your Titan Industries Follower Initiation test results: “You are a horrible person.” I’m serious, that’s what it says: A horrible person. We weren’t even testing for that.

Strategos Six, to Gil as he tries to talk to them.  (Submitted by evilwindow)

[incorrectavasdemon]

TITAN, after telling Ava his side of the story: Did you get all of that?

Ava: I think so.

Ava: So, this Strategos Six is your datefriend and they are a robot, which makes you... a gay robot.

TITAN:

TITAN: Yes, Ava. I am a gay robot.

(Submitted by evilwindow)