INCORRECT AVA'S DEMON

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Gil: What's something guys do that you think is hot? I wanna know for no reason hahaha.

Odin: I l-like it when they roll up their s-sleeves so you can see their forearms.

Gil: Dammit...

Gil: I only have two arms.

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Maggie: Okay, I've checked out all the bedrooms and closets. And Gil, while you have an interesting selection of hosiery, I detect no supernatural activity.

Gil: You went looking for poltergeists in my underwear drawer?

Maggie: For your own protection.

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Can someone turn the video you made of the office but Ava someone into a animatic as long as they credit you for making it?

If you want to give me a shout-out for giving you the idea then sure!

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Ava, crying: It's so awful.

Nevy: What's so awful?

Ava: Being a teenager!

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Olai: Raven, your only skill is illegal in 26 galaxies.

Raven: It’s 27. Sector 18 buckled.

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TITAN: I've invited you all here because I crave the deadliest game...

Raven, nodding: Knife monopoly.

TITAN:

TITAN: I was actually going to hunt you for sport but now I'm really interested in whatever Knife Monopoly is.

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Gil: I’m not getting into any more stupid debates with you.

Odin: Water is not wet.

Gil:

Gil: How the fuCK IS WATER NOT WET!? IT’S WATER-!

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Pedri: Wise sage, give me what I need to banish the darkness from my body.

Doctor: Here's your antibiotics.

Pedri: No curse of mine shall befall you from my dying breath.

Doctor: Thank you.

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Ava: Wrathia?

Wrathia, wistfully: Pedri used to call me Wrathia...

Ava:

Ava: Because it’s your fucking name.

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Nevy: So Gil, how was school today?

Gil: Prudith pushed me down.

Nevy: Well, did you push her back?

Gil: No, she's bigger than me.

Nevy: Uh-huh... Maggie?

Maggie, cracking her knuckles: I'm on it.

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Nevy: Little Odin is growing up. Maybe one day he can be a father.

Odin: O-One day? I AM a f-f-father!

Nevy: They’re dogs, Odin.

Odin: They’re my b-blood!

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Gil: Ava, we need to have a talk about your professionalism.

Ava, standing on a chair: Those are some mighty brave words for a man standing in lava.

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Gil: I feel great. In fact, I'm not pre-diabetic anymore.

Nevy: You're cured? How's that possible.

Gil: Oh no, I'm not cured.

Gil: I'm just completely diabetic now.

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Ava: Six, there’s no easy way to say this.

Ava: So Maggie is just gonna come right out and say it.

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Ava: You know, don’t take this the wrong way, but I feel like you’ve become a lot more fun since I’ve known you.

Odin: Th-Thanks. And if I might r-return the compliment, I th-think you’ve become m-marginally less irritating.