answer all the asks or we fight ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
i’ll fight you anyway, fart sucker
burro’s tail: what was the last dream you had?
i was in middle school again and my coworker jess was my math teacher and every time someone did something good she gave them a live bee
agave: what’s your favorite time of the day? i guess mornings cause i get the most done right after i wake up
crown of thorns: are you more of a cozy rainy day or a warm sunny day? warm sunny, i hate rain and being cold
sempervivum: what’s your favorite artist to listen to when you’re sad? i still listen to the same stuff when i’m sad, so mostly streetlight manifesto, the white stripes, and cake
jade plant: what is a bird you associate yourself with? an ostrich cause they’re lanky, goofy, and awkward
aloe: what is your favorite season and why? fall cause i like long pants and flannels
pussy ears: how do you take your coffee? i dont drink coffee
ponytail palm: what is your favorite flavor of macaron and ice cream? i’ve never had a macaron but i love cookie dough ice cream
perle von nurnberg: what makes your heart flutter? brown eyes, dressed for autumn, likes science
mind like a diamond, knows whats best, shoes that cut, eyes that burn like cigarettes, the right allocations, fast, thorough, sharp as a tack, plays with her jewelry, puts up her hair, tours the facilities and picks up slack, gets up early, stays up late, uninterrupted prosperity, uses a machete to cut through red tape, fingernails that shine like justice, a voice thats dark like tinted glass, smooth liquidation, good dividends, wants a car with the cupholder arm rest, wants a car thatll get her there, changing her name from kitty to karen, trading her MG for white chrysler lebaron
moonstones: do you have a significant other? ???? good question
agavoides: what is your first plant you ever owned and does it have a name? it was a spider plant named skips i got my freshman year of college
cupid: what are five aspects you like about yourself? goofy, understanding, flexible, good sense of humor, tries to stay positive
flapjack what are five flaws you have? tend to be kind of wishy washy, i tend to avoid gray areas, i focus probably too much on my work, tend to keep things to myself, easily saddened
string of pearls: do you prefer soft pastels, warm neutrals, or cool darks? warm neutrals
lavender stones: what do you look for in your significant other? see my answer to perle von nurnberg
black prince: are there any pets you would like to have? lizard for sure
melaco: how would you describe a perfect date? getting drunk watching the x files or some shit idk i dont go on many dates
wooly rose: what are some names that you like? julianna, marina, phoebe
haworthia: are a you more of a fruit popsicle kind of person or ice cream popsicle king of person? ice cream popsicle
lithops: how do you spend free time by yourself? super smash bros melee, drawing/ painting, playing guitar
aeonium: what is your favorite tea and how do you take it? i dont drink tea either
baby toes: what was the last book you read? the davinci code
topsy turvy: what is the most comfortable sleeping position? either on my side or on my stomach, i move around a lot so there isnt one
calico kitten: what is something valuable that you learned in your life? attitude is everything, just do it cause it’ll just sit there until its done
cactus: how would you describe the last photo you’ve taken? probably some fucking meme
irish mint: do you like to cook or bake more? cook
blue elf: do you have a favorite scent? coffee in the morning
jelly bean: do you prefer walking, driving, or biking? driving, i have shit to do
california sunset: what accessory do you always have on you, no matter what?pretty much always have a hat on
little jewel: are you an art museum or a science museum kind of person? both give me both
painted lady: do you have cute nicknames? my friends at home call me tall cunt, ellie used to call me puppy, amy calls me salad boy
debbie: how would you describe your handwriting? unrecognizable to anyone except myself
moonglow: how do you relieve stress? pottery
key lime: do you have a quirky catch phrase? ive taken to telling people to do it if they’re bad
lola: do you play any instruments? if not, are there any you wish you could play?used to play trumpet, now i play uke and guitar
