#ewjackie

[glass-nearly-half-full]

MONIKA I WILL FUCK YOU IN THE ASS

i love you too jackie! <3 xxxxxx

[alltoowonderwall]

ewjackie replied to your post: “Hey sorry to be a bitch but I double booked on...

I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE DO THIS ARGH LIKE NO FUCK OFF, PRIORITIES

I don't know whether to message her back with something shitty or not because I'm so fucking disappointed :( 

[cordeliafoxx]

That tag game thing

TAGGED BY: himymstuff

Rule 1: Post the rules


Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones.


Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post


Rule 4: Let them know they’ve been tagged.

1. Best book you ever read? We Killed (it's a book about women in comedy go read it)

2. OTP/ships? SWARKLES!!!!

3. (this is such a weird question, skip if you want haha) If you could bang anybody in the world (fictional or real) who would it be? Seth Meyers omg come here let me love you 

4. What do you really want to be doing right now? watching les mis

5. If you were really rich and money way no object, what would you do? buy a new laptop and a servant so i dont have to make food for myself

6. If you could be immortal, would you? blog

7. If you could jump into your TV or a book world or whatever, but couldn’t ever leave, what world would you go to? defs HIMYM

8. What’s a song that describes where you are in life at the moment? Sad Song by Christina Perri

9. Who’s one person you really admire/idol? Kristen. Carroll. Wiig.

10. Describe your perfect man/women in one word. Seth

11. A character from a movie/book/show that you connect with. Either Annie from Bridesmaids or Robin from himym

My questions (I'm sorry they are so bad):

1. Did you watch the Golden Globes?

2. If you didn't what is wrong with you?

3. Favourite tv series/book series

4.  Favourite quote

5.  Top 3 idols/people who inspire you

6. What's one thing your good at

7. Where are you from

8. Favourite Harry Potter character (if you haven't read the books or seen the movies I'm judging you so hard right now)

9. If you could be one other person for a day who would it be?

10. Why?

11. What would you do if you could control the world?