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When RuPaul orders a double sashay away. #ewmichelle #dragrace

Dear Michele,

There is only one thing I desire more than becoming a mermaid: becoming a mermaid of Weeki Watchee Springs.

The place has everything I love:

costumes that somehow evoke both cartoon characters and showgirls

flashy makeup

batty old ladies who collect fairy tale memorabilia

synchronized swimming

manatees

giant seahorse statues you can sit on

small-town, working-class girls living their dreams

female friendship

Americana

public (semi-)nudity

Check out this wonderful article! Then let's fly down to Florida and put on some fins!

Love,

Michelle

Reject Blog Names

Dear Michelle,

We are so good at coming up with blog names!!! "Two Girls One Pup" was born and died too quickly. Don't forget the fruits of our brainstorm today:

1) Gingerbread Haberdashery

2) Experimental Tuxedo

3) Chocolate Covered Motel

4) Starfish Parade

5) Tapatio Duckface

6) Manslaughter Cartwheels

7) It's So Fluffy!!!

9) Shave Your Kiwi

Love,

Michele

#ewmichelle