#ewokaylie

[dangerousturkey]

ewokaylie replied to your post:POOPIES AND BOOBIES

i’ll kill this person

for attempting to describe my aesthetic??? that's a new low son

[booboobanottoms]

You need not look far when searching for ewokaylie. She appears in the dark corners of your room, in the periphery of your vision as you wince the night away… and in your heart, but only as she eviscerates it to feed her horde.

Manuscripts from Salem residents during the time of the infamous witch trials provide a possible origin for this creature of the night. Several sources report a witch of both incredible beauty and deadly humor, neither of which had true consistency. One resident attempted to court her, and all went well, until she seduced his sister and cackled as she drove ye olde donuts around his broken heart in the hell chariot she referred to as a Lamborghini. When confronted with the accusations, she said “yes” and did not even attempt to struggle as they carried her to the stake. In fact, she was quite used to being carried and was already scheduled for it later in the evening. Same with the tying to a stake. As the citizens sparked the tinder and set the stake aflame, she lit a bowl with it and burned as she burned without actually burning because she was already way hotter than any fire could ever be. Spectators were baffled. After twenty hours of watching her chill, everyone decided to go home. From then on, they left pizza money outside their doors every week in an effort to spare themselves from her lethargic wrath.

Most modern women have nothing to fear as she serves to protect them according to modern legend. The men, however, must watch their behavior without rest because your balls will just exlode man like literally explode please no just nah trust me It’s like putting a fire cracker in a hard boiled egg you really dont need it in your life just give her the keys to the Porsche please

[twauheadcanonsconfessions]

ewokaylie said: I’m currently reading it now!!! And I played through the game :$

ooooh, how would you rate your game experience, like, out of 10? i wanna know what i'm in for :L

[twauheadcanonsconfessions]

ewokaylie said: cuuuuuute. Love that series

same! and now i can finally read all about bigby and snow and fall in love with all the characters~

[jupitermami]

I tag ewokaylie RIGHT NOW SELFIES NOW Because I thought she did them already and I made a mistake

[koreanhypetrain]

ewokaylie replied to your post “I fully expect to lose followers for this. But I’m gonna repost my...”

Lol are you serious. The ruling wasn't even over if he killed him or not. it was over if that black man deserved to be killed. What the fuck.

Isn't that more or less the same thing?

Like I said, there wasn't any indisputable evidence on it. Some reports said he struggled to take the gun, some say he was just running away. Were 12 shots too much? Probably. But if he really was fearing for his life (which is possible if a guy bigger than you tries to fight you for your gun), it's not unreasonable to think he shot without thinking.

Sorry I'm not choosing to take sides in this particular case. If it makes you feel any better about my opinions I do actually think racism and abuse of power is very much alive today and that probably did play a part. But in the particular case there was no clear evidence that says what happened, which is why he wasn't indicted. Unless you wanted to stick with "guilty until proven innocent."

[dangerousturkey]

So far, Texas contains a wife, a bag of cheese, and a mommy all waiting for me And a cyberbully but i'll just beat him up It seems like Texas is the place to be (quiet sobbing)