Introductions - page 5
"HELLO! This is your friendly guide speaking... Everyone please wake up, this is the time for me to explain to all of you fantastic spell casters how to complete the test that you have all signed up for. No, Merripen, you can't ask any questions, so if you would please allow me to speak... That goes for all of you, this is important information that you will regret if you do not pay close attention.
OK. This is the world known as Eden, Heaven, Hell, Paradise, or really whatever you want to call it, because believe it or not, it doesn't matter what you call it, it'll still be the same place. Now that I've expressed the lack of meaning in names, I can get into the real exposition. Each of you have been given a couple of items, you should find them on the ground.
FOR THE LOVE OF SANITY SHUT UP CHILDREN! I will explain them, don't ask questions. The bag can hold pretty much anything. Yes, there are limits, no I will not be listing them, figure it out yourself. The book is a universal log book, anything you write in it will appear in all copies of the book, so you can, I don't know, communicate? It really is all up to what you want to use it for, or not use it. you're free to do what you want. There is also a map in the back of the book that'll mark where each of you are in the world. The third item is a weapon that was divinely inspired to be in your hands. if you are so incapable as to not know how to use them, there will be a special tutorial for incompetent individuals afterwords. You'll find things are easier to master in this dimension, you're welcome.
All right, now that we have those basics covered, go and get stronger so that you can defeat the enemy that has been tailor made to beat you. So, go show them who's boss with your awesome skills. Oh yes, and adolescents I will be there for each of you individually throughout your journeying. Now, if you have any questions, don't be afraid to ask."
