I dozed off
My phone made noise. I look at it. Instantly wish to ignore the message and go back to sleep.
Dear fuckweasel. Fuck off.
Sincerely, your ex wife.
Really Facebook? Really? I had him blocked. Now he's sending out shit wish lists for his fucking birthday. And to me...of all people.
I should pack the stun gun in my hoodie if this is how my Thursday is going to go.
Jesus Christ on a flaming rocket powered toboggan. I have no desire to interact with that putz ever again and flailbook now wants me to follow him and send him a motherfucking birthday gift.
Holy fuck no.












