#exaggerating a bit

[victoriadallonfan]

One of the funniest things in Pale is that Avery’s magic is nonsensical even to her best friends.

Verona using magic cards and hosting spirits? Makes sense, lots of people do that.

Lucy using fae swords and goblin bombs? Sure, the duality is effective.

Avery using a magic baseball that takes away magic, gloves that summon junk with a handclap, summon ropes every time she falls, a boon that makes her a dangerous but good driver, another boon that lets her carry around glowing fireflies, another boon that turns every door into a portal to an alternate dimension, and the power to Lose things the more Lost she becomes…

That’s weird.

And it’s so funny when Verona and Lucy have to deal with her side of magic and both of them are clearly not doing okay

“Damn bitch, your magic is like this?”

[limeadeislife]

Whenever I tell someone in my parents' generation or older that I'm looking for a job, have a bachelor's degree in environmental studies, and am interested in doing something with environmental issues or climate change, they're always like "oh that must be really easy! That field is booming right now, right? I mean, with Biden in the White House! He's obsessed with that stuff! And every company is trying to become green these days. You can probably get a job anywhere. You should personally call up Google and tell them you can be their environmental guy"

[what-even-is-thiss]

3 people die at amusement parks every year actually a statistical error. Action Park Georg in Vernon New Jersey, who killed 10,000 people a day, was an outlier and should not have been counted.

[rasburry]

trax for when your skins clear

in the new year, hundred cheers and zero tears back in my lane and I'm cruising slow, don't worry where I'm going if you don't already know keeping to myself and that's where it’s at, I'm moisturized- for a fact coconut oil in my hair, coconut oil on my face spraying rose water in the air, spraying rose water on my face

i really thought minikingz would be the next like boy band after this, the video is soooo impressive. been an oscar #worldpeace fan for so long... this dropping in june was liveeeeeeeeee

[gasgiant2]

The dollar count of how much money has been wasted on me trying to get a new hobby that doesn't make me want to die on the regular is up to 590 and guess what it's doing

[pvffinsdaisies]

Very interesting that AmeIce was my favourite ship for Hrafna for years and yet all it took was for me to make New Zealand on the sims and now suddenly Hrafna & Alfred are an afterthought and IceZea is the real thing 😍😍

[bufoniform]

I want to start writing more again, but I have since forgotten how to pick up a pencil after my prolonged untreatable case of writer’s block.

[cambriancutie]

thinking about my friend who tried cutting his hair and instead cut a giant gash in his neck😭how do you even do that