#except for eddie

[tommygotwrittenoff]

hope the slut strand lives out it's name. eddie diaz you deserve to slut around

[emmyrestlesssoul]

[corrodedhawkins]

i’d like to second the men are trash statement. was talking to a guy for months and he was completely obsessed with me but he never asked me on a real date and said he just wanted to be friends. i was kinda bummed because i really liked him but i was okay just being friends. cut to a few months of us being just friends who sometimes fuck and i told him i was moving (only an hour away and i told him i’d still visit and he could come stay with me) and this man fucking BEGS me not to move because he wants to live with me and have a life with me. LIKE WHERE WAS THIS ENERGY BEFORE?? so i told him i was still going to move but i’d be willing to take things to the next level and see how it goes. then ON MY BIRTHDAY i find out he’s been seeing some other girl for an entire month!!!

so yeah, men suck.

What in the actual fuck?? That is so fucked I hate men

[summonsofink]

😶 Why aren’t you good enough?

Same reason as always. No one wants to really go steady with someone who won't fall in love with them.

[starryeyedmunson]

thinking about the time when a guy starting going down on me then stopped and said “i was just kidding”

[hockeyismyreligon]

I'm pissed lol I can't talk to anyone

[fumikirisaikou]

I bought condoms today because the ones I kept in my make-up bag were all crinkled and probably not usable any more, but I have no idea why I'm keeping condoms around in the first place, like I always say "you can never know" but I in fact can pretty much know that it's not likely that I'll end up with a dick near my lady parts, because a) who on Earth would want to fuck me b) who on Earth would I want to fuck from the opposite gender.

Anyway I bought that Durex kind with the fancy box (it may be called Love Box) so they won't get ruined or poked through and all. And the box is pretty.