#except it's actually

[outoftoucherlocksholmes]

did the sketch for this during a lecture back in 2022. started lining it digitally when i got the new ipad last year. only just now remembered to finish it. inspired by me thinking "hey. did polnareff actually ever find out who giorno's dad is" and then trying to figure out when that could've plausibly happened

[deathdefyinglifeleaps]

Hawt.

Emma Frost: The White Queen (2025) #3

[sillylotrpolls]

(Context/credit below poll)

If Frodo is Bilbo’s son, why don’t we ever hear about his mom?

Hobbits are born from holes in the ground

Like the mushrooms they eat, hobbits reproduce via spreading spores

Gandalf manipulated midichlorians to cause Frodo's birth

Hobbits reproduce by growing baby hobbits in their gardens

Hobbits don’t wear shoes because a toe can break off and become a new hobbit

Hobbits reproduce asexually when they get wet [like in a LAKE you guys, geez]

Hobbit children are randomly distributed to adults to raise and care for

Oh, I know this one! Bilbo is Frodo’s mother

She was in the books, but never as more than a Tolkien character

She was there all along; you just didn’t see her as she was wearing the ring

We do hear all about her; her name is Galadriel

You know, if you’re going to troll Tolkien fans make sure you’re done by sunrise

Voting ended onDec 15, 2024

Today's poll comes from a very serious question asked by Gail Simone on Bluesky. All options taken from replies to her question with only light paraphrasing to fit the format. I'll put links to the original... ::checks notes:: "skeets"? That can't be right... in the eventual results post.

[pneeyrose]

maybe this isn't a hot take but system files should not be allowed to take up 30% of the advertised storage on your device

I get that 32gb isn't exactly massive anymore and I don't know much about operating systems

but surely you can fit all the necessary parts of an android into less than 10 gigs

now my samsung galaxy tab a is by no means a new device, I think it's about four or five years old and hadn't gotten an update in probably a year now

but at this point I'm not sure if it's slowing down because of age or because the system files are intentionally bloating my storage

it said 9.51gb yesterday

[here2bbtstrash]

Let's try again.... LDOMLT drabbles??? Jimin and Wonho wedding when??!?!!

NOW WHO COULD'VE POSSIBLY SENT THIS IN LMAO

pls anonymous person who is definitely not my wife: i need to FINISH THE SERIES FIRST 😭😭😭 then we can talk about drabbles!!!!!!!! 🔫

[lillovingsoul]

Doodled part of a daydream I’ve been having

[shitpostingfromthebarricade]

Would you be so kind to tell us which members of the group chat are pizza toppings?

Cat: pineapple

Jaël: sausage

Jenny: pepperoni

Anna B: green pepper

Kyle: extra cheese

Eve: ricotta and spinach

Anca: caprise

Abbie: tomatoes

Bea: meat supreme

[divinethemeaning]

Genesis is watching... you know who you are