#except maul

[thezabrakassassin]

you're not a bratt you're a bossy bottom

“.... We’re not having this discussion right now.”

[sithsdoinshit]

Conversation topic, if you're still taking them: Maul and Kylo talk about lightsaber design

Maul: “A crossguard lightsaber.”

Kylo: “Yeah.”

“….”

“….”

“I can see you made it yourself.”

“Yeah? I want to see you try and replicate a design that’s thousands of years old, asshole.”

“Mine is an original design, so I wouldn’t know. Is the faulty kyber crystal your design, too?”

“Not everyone has pretty little crystals just lying around, Maul.”

“And not everyone has the patience or talent to craft synthetic ones, I suppose.”

[Kylo audibly grinds his teeth]

“I will say, Ren..”

“What?” 

“I do like the way the blade ripples. It adds flair–no, what is that word you younglings are fond of? Aesthetic?”

“Please don’t say that. Ever.”